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Pre-Employment Drug Test With One Day Notice

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Gilbert420, Jun 4, 2013.

  1. #1 Gilbert420, Jun 4, 2013
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    I found out yesterday that I had a job interview today. I did some research and found that taking aspirin can cause a false negative so I took some last night and this morning.  At the end of the interview he said that I would have the job if  to go to this clinic and piss in a cup to pass a drug test. I drank a whole bottle of cranberry juice on the way in hope of diluting my piss enough to pass. I smoked at a graduation party on Sunday night and I am a pretty regular smoker: most days usually once a day for the past few months or so. 
     
    I have passed a drug test before by using a similar method, but that was four days after smoking instead of only a couple. That time I took aspirin and drank a metric shit-ton of water.
     
    I know lots of people ask drug test questions but I searched and I couldn't find one that answered my specific question. So is it possible that i could have passed?

     
  2. #2 Gilbert420, Jun 5, 2013
    bump...
     
  3. #3 GanjFarmer', Jun 5, 2013
    Hmmm clinic? Sounds like a lab test. You failed.
     
  4. #4 StonedScholar, Jun 5, 2013
    Yeah man one of the reasons I stopped halfway through my Target and Walmart applications. Now I'm being paid a lot more to work at an RV park for the summer. 
     
  5. #5 Just DAB It, Jun 5, 2013
    Drug tests are bad news brother, good luck and I hope you pass!
     
  6. #6 Finger My Urethra, Jun 5, 2013
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    it all comes down to how much fat u got buddy, if u got alot your probably fucked, you could try flushing, taking vitamin b2 (I think) to prevent discoloration from flushing, thats the main thing, if ur piss is white or cloudy they will probably ship it off to a lab and then your really fucked, color is important.
     
    Also, try and put a layer of fat between the thc saturated fat, DON'T burn any fat because then thc will be released and take from the middle of your steam, not the start or end of it, dead center of your piss take it. 
     
    If your flushing your also gonna need some creatine in your piss, the whole point of flushing is to load ur piss with as many things as possible so there is less of a chance of thc, drink gatorade as well, lots of pudding, peanut butter, take a multi-vitamin if u got it i suppose? 
     
    also taking aspirin to get a false negative is a bad idea since they might just say "No fuck you were sending it into a lab" and THEN instead of a strip being put into your piss theyre gonna check the ppm's and if they do that you WILL fail, its highly unlikely, maybe they even have a lab there but its happened to people before, but like i said if theyre checking the ppms of your piss your completely fucked, be a miracle pass.  
     
  7. #7 md686, Jun 5, 2013
    I actually had the same thing happen last week; I called about a job, was asked for a same day interview, got the job and then a trip to the Urgent Care for a drug test. I got a call back today after missing several calls, I passed my test at the expense of my blood sugar.... Yeah, Blood Sugar.... I have a crash kit that hasn't failed me yet, however I usually have 2 days or more to prepare for it... If you or anyone else needs to pass in a hurry you will need to get a Creatine supplement (Creatine Monohydrate is the best ingredient to look for), a B-vitamin supplement, and sugar free Gatorade. Lab's test for specific gravity, Creatinin levels, and for color. You start by loading up on some Creatine to make sure that your Creatinin levels are good even diluted. Test how long it takes for your pee to turn a normal yellow color after taking the b-vitamins (I usually take a 3-4 hours). The Gatorade is going to keep your specific gravity in a normal range even though you are going to be diluting your pee. So the day of the test is here, Take the b-vitamins, and drink enough Gatorade so that you have to pee every 20-30 minutes, now your ready. The last step is to make sure that you give a "mid-stream" sample (start to pee in the toilet first, give a sample, then finish your business.
     
    My mistake was drinking like 4 redbulls before going to the test, it spiked my blood sugar.
     
    I hope this helps!
     
  8. #8 Gilbert420, Jun 6, 2013
    Thanks for all the advice everybody!   :gc_rocks: 
     
    Does anybody know how long it usually takes for them to process the drug test? It was at a Concentra clinic if that helps.
     
  9. #9 squat, Jun 6, 2013
    3-4 weeks usually.
     
  10. #10 Gilbert420, Jun 17, 2013
    UPDATE: I passed!!!!!! :hello:  :hello:  :yay: I just had my first day at the job today, and I can still hardly believe it. It must have been a miracle, or maybe the aspirin did cause a false negative because I am pretty sure otherwise I would have failed. Either way thanks everybody for the advice and the support. 
     

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