Well, theres only one way to explain this one... my girlfriend had the bowl and she was at work and i really wasn't trying to roll a joint, so i said FUCK IT! im bored and i wanna get high. so i did. i took a potato that had been sitting on the counter for about two months and cut a bowlpiece on top and then stuck a pen through the side into the bottom of the bowlpiece (really easy). the potato wasnt very wet inside so it was cool, maybe because it was hella old, i dont know. then i stuck a pen, minus the ink tube, through the hole in the side. packed the bud, and got really fucking high. ive made carrot pipes, apple pipes, etc. i guess its a little late for saint patricks day, but fuck it...im a stoner. PEACE!