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'Pot Tourettes'? haha

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by dietrich, Feb 3, 2010.

  1. #1 dietrich, Feb 3, 2010
    Haha, so I have some quick funny stories. Little background: new smoker, I can get crazy/random/fun when I smoke with my friends and stuff. Lately I've been doing it alone to get through some shitty times.

    A few days ago I was pretty baked, and my parents and I were watching TV downstairs. My dog came up to the couch where I was laying on my back on the sofa. I didn't know it was there and just caught the vision of it's head out of the corner of my eye and I like freaked out and shook and turned my body towards it and when I just realized it was the dog I said without thinking first: "Ughhh, go away you DIRTY SKANKY WHORE!!" Now what makes this funny is that my parents are in their mid-50's and both pretty old fashioned Catholics...they just looked at me wide-eyed since I'm also a good kid...haha I never ever in my life say stuff like that haha.

    THEN, it gets worse... earlier today I was making tacos and I was stirring the taco meat after I got the seasoning on it and stuff...smelled heavenly. Anyway, my dad walked in and stood next to me for a few seconds while I was stirring it and he said something like "Looking good..." and I replied "Oh god I'm so HORNY!!" I was like FUCK (in my head) because I meant to say "hungry" and for no reason whatsoever the word horny came out... It was SOO awkward and he we just kinda looked at each other with blank faces for a few seconds and I weakly muttered "...I meant 'hungry'..." FML!

    ...yep, I have 'pot tourettes' haha.
     
  2. #2 DopeSmoka, Feb 3, 2010
    Anyways...
     
  3. #3 kcrenots, Feb 3, 2010
    dude hahaha
    ROlf
    you should have recorded it
     
  4. #4 dietrich, Feb 3, 2010

    ...not amused?
     
  5. #5 dietrich, Feb 3, 2010

    I know, I wish I could've haha. My friend has some crazy vids of me really messed up though. I was talking about George Bush and other random stuff...and I kept calling the camera that he was using a bird, "Get that bird out of my face!!" haha I don't remember anything from that day.
     
  6. #6 ImTheJoker4u2, Feb 3, 2010
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  7. #7 k-lent, Feb 3, 2010
    haha. i laughed. i always get horny for taco meat.

    me and my close friends always say and do the most random shit when high. but i love it. it sets us apart from the typical stoner who just chills and shit. we say the most ridiculous stuff and always end up laughing and having a great time. even when im by myself ill talk to myself and say/ do funny things. but its not a problem for me to control my wacky thoughts when im high and around other people besides my close friends.
     
  8. #8 ilovesmoke, Feb 3, 2010
    Im so horny!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. #9 dietrich, Feb 3, 2010

    That's how I am, and that's usually who I try to hang around. I can get so hyper when I'm stoned...but most people just sit there and stare and are boring and like never say anything and it's like a downer for me, haha. Even stoned I'm hyper and talkative and...crazy/awkward, haha.
     
  10. #10 kcrenots, Feb 3, 2010
    what kind of taco meat?
     
  11. #11 DopeSmoka, Feb 3, 2010
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    LMFAO @ the picture
    cool story bro, haha


    EDIT: Oh yeah, OP, you sounds like a 15 year old kid or something.
     
  12. #12 kcrenots, Feb 3, 2010
    i say 14 about to turn 15
    who likes starbucks
     
  13. #13 dietrich, Feb 3, 2010
    LOL, what makes you think I'm that young? Damn...that sucks, haha. I'm 19!
     
  14. #14 kcrenots, Feb 3, 2010

    no.....
     
  15. #15 dietrich, Feb 3, 2010

    Ok...since YOU would know...lol
     
  16. #16 biG_Green, Feb 3, 2010
    dude your clearly not 19
     
  17. #17 dietrich, Feb 3, 2010

    What makes it 'clearly'? I'm confused...
     
  18. #18 WTFun, Feb 3, 2010
    Why don't you forum police take an e-donut brake, okay? You guys seem a little high strung today.
     
  19. #19 ilovesmoke, Feb 3, 2010
    fucking pwned
     
  20. #20 k-lent, Feb 4, 2010
    agreed. its is literally impossible to clearly be able to know someones age over the internet. (unless your told of course)
     

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