Pot+School=Trips to the office

ok, so as some of you may have read, a couple weeks ago, i was searched at school, needless to say they didnt find nething, so i just kept up with my smoke-a-j and go to class routine. Well, today, i had 3rd off, and as always went for a sesh. Wellllllll, we smoked a joint and another bowl, i was pretty blitzed. I never have a problem going to 4th baked, because the teacher never said anything about it. Well about 5 mins into class, she calls me outside, and asks about my "extracurricular" activities. I knew i was a pretty guilty party, my eyes were bloodshot and i smelled pretty bad from some accounts. Well, i couldnt talk my way out of going to the office, so she had that teacher escort me down. Now, i knew i was high, my eyes were red, and that i probly did smell like pot, so i had a feeling i was fucked, 10 day suspension here i come. That one teacher went in, talked to Principal 1 and then she told me to go in her office and take a seat. She left, and when she came back i had to go to another office. as i walk down i can feel my heart beating out of my chest, i suddenly dont feel so high. i walk in, and they both ask me if im high, im thinkin "fuck this im not goin down without a fight" so i tell them, no, i am not high. They both dont buy it. then Principal 2, goes over and smells my clothes, yep, without a doubt they know. If the clothes and eyes werent incriminating enough, he had me stick out my tounge. He said the back was green, and pretty much by these standards alone, i was guilty of my crime. Well, principal 1 and 2 i knew beforehand. Principal 1 i had dealt with the previous week on my previous encounter. Principal 2, oddly, has the same last name as me, and being i am hispanic(i dont look it) and he is too, he said i had a cool last name, thats when things turned.

He asked me then, if i was lying or not about being high, once again i said i wasnt, he asked about my eyes, i said i had allergies, and it was on record at the school (which it is) and he believed me, then he asked about my tounge and smell, to which i replied about the smell "i wore this shirt to a party" and tounge " i ate a nutrigrain bar, apple cinnamon" these both were pretty vauge and i was still under the red light. Just when i thought i was fucked, a glimmer of hope sprouted. Both of them agreed that since in all my 3 years of highschool, i had never encountered any serious trouble(no suspensions), and had a record of telling the truth in drug related cituations (previous week)and therefore because of these reasons that i must be telling the truth, therefore i had no wrong doing and i be let back to class. I shook both their hands and left the office.



NOW DOES THIS SEEM WIERD TO ANYONE ELSE?!?!

i thought i was gonna get nailed to the wall, who goes into the principals office smelling of pot with all telltale signs, and gets away with it???!?!??!?!?! now thats like a stoners dream, but if i have anymore close calls like this, i dont think my heart could handle it.

**the above story is already known by more than half the school, i was walking to my car when a group of girls (one of which was in the class i was pulled out of) asked me if i was the one who went to the office stoned, to which i laughed and told em yes, after some small talk i got invited to a sesh and puffed down with 3 hotties **

i swear that the above story is true to all points of the story. and that im above 18 although this story applies to school (note 3rd year in highschool aka Senior)

 

yea, the tounge thing ive heard about before, but i personally think its a load of BS, he said that and i was like "what green tounge?" kinda playin dumb