what kind of productive, do-gooder human did I think I was when I signed up for an earth day chicago parks cleanup volunteer event on a saturday morning at 8am? gonna go clean some mothafuckin parks I guess
I only do those "clean up the environment" events when they give me free shit to throw in a landfill.
I look at political views detached from politics I dont care who's saying them or what theyre defined as. what are the ideologies and intentions? it's different from religion to me in that I think 100% of religious beliefs are complete bullshit. at least politics are occasionally dealing with reality.
just read the chinese food shits conversation from last nite. chinese food in europe must be terrible. Ive never gotten the shits from asian food before unless I risked it for the biscuit and ordered something insanely spicy knowing that it could burn me a new asshole
on this topic.... a few years ago a milf spanked me and told me she was horny during this exact same park cleanup event. it was not sexy. it came off sloppy and tactless because we hadnt even been flirting
It's.... Yeah... Remember me complaining about the lack of good food? It's not the same Sent with more cow bell!?
I wish just once an old lady would slap me on the ass and tell me she's horny... Just once... but it happens all the fucking time. Time to go get gassy! Propane that is! I should have had the foresight to put the tank in my truck when I was down the hill, now I have to carry it up there.
Our pond hosts the loneliest frog ever. Down the road a piece there’s a cacophony of frogs grovin’ on whatever they grove on whilst our frog sings all by itself without and reproductive success.
that milf was definitely drunk. and I always think to myself...... what an odd person. who volunteers to clean a park on a saturday morning and then gets drunk for it? just such an unlikely combination of decisions. makes me wonder if she was doing court ordered community service hours
Hi Everyone PYT Fam Good Morning. I am Having My Bestie Over today an Later My Husband Taking me to See the new Mortal Kombat Movie because we both Wanna See it. ~Toni~