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Gorgeous color!

 

OH MY GOD, THIS IS GOLD

This is my life in summary. I'm so complete.

 

Looks like it needs some factor 50

 

Thought you'd appreciate that. Lmao

 

when a cop walks up behind you at the park while youre smoking a joint and says “excuse me, sir” and you turn around petrified and then he tells you dogs arent allowed off leash at this park and “have a nice day, just keep em on the leash” and walks away

it’s decriminalized here but Im still at a loss for what just happened

 

You should of turned round like

With the J in your mouth lmaooo

 

It reminds me eerily of the time I fell off of a stage in front of hundreds of people.

I think that was the last day I ever had any shame left in me. Like it was kinda like seeing your soul leave your body. Except it was all my shame. Leaving my body.

Picture this, the only curvy bitch in a group of hundreds of prissy retail bitches doing a fashion show. People had driven for hours to get there from states away and all that. I did my walk just fine and they loved me and all dat, but just as we went to get our group award the chick in front of me kept backing up cuz space was tight. Well tall folks in the back turned into overboard for me and boy was it graceful.

Curtains fell, multiple curtains fell, shoes broke, ass bruised, twas a miracle I didn't rip them $300 jeans. God knows what else, I refused to go back in there

Oh and then they gave me a free shirt as a consolation prize. It was a fucking size small

 

Hmmm, well that's not gangster at all.

 

OMG, bet you wished the ground would've swallowed you there and then.
That T shirt a snug fit then ???

 

I think it’s gangster as fuck

I looked a cop in the eye while holding a burning J

 

I gave it to some other chick it was worlds away from fitting me

 

Fell asleep and had a dream I got a new keychain........ yeah, not a whole lot going on in my life right now..

 

Whilst your asshole was performing the waltz in your pants. Lmao

 

Even here it's hard to light up I public. He could fucked you for smoking in public but it's probably not worth writing a ticket. What a time to be aliveeeee.

 

I'm up in 5hrs 50mins, time for shuteye. Night peeps
B. Out.

 

And your biggest offense was no leash

 

Well good day to you , fine sir! I can't say good morning bc I didn't turn my lap top today until late afternoon.
Had to face Walmart this morning and then after that, I definitely needed to get stoned.

 

It's gonna be tough getting up at 3 am. I've got 2 more hrs of hard partying before I head home. My kid is my designated driver. Lol. He s not too happy. Oh well, until he turns 18, he's my chauffeur if needed. And it's needed.

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