I'll take another shot in front of you. Plus I've written entire college essays drunk and gotten B's on them.
I could go on the rest of my life without alcohol and not even desire it. But you touch my weed and you're getting shanked, unless we are matchin' of course
On 2nd thought, a cabinet isn't gonna be big enough I'm going to need a whole tiny house or shed or somethin! And yall some busy bodies today...but I like it
I gotta job so my financial concerns have been alleviated...Oh, plus I'm drunk. Did I mention I'm drunk? Just makin' sure y'all know I'm drunk...Because I'm drunk, drunk as fuck.
Well shit, you seem fun and everyone needs a fun drunk to bring around in public to...liven things up a bit. Plus keeping it a secret is half the fun You seem like youd mesh well and dandy with my bestie lmfao. Bitch always got some spiked shit with her.
Dude...I'm plowin' through this rum like it is Kool-Aid, totally fuckin' smashed off it right now. Still have half a bottle left on it too, give me time...Before you know it I'll be on about how I lost my virginity to the wrong girl and I'm doubly glad I didn't knock her up, because, fuck...My God, wouldn't that be fucked up? Eh? Seriously, love you all...As always, and my problems are on my shoulders, so you shouldn't worry about them.
I'm actually drunk very rarely, this is the first time in a year or more...Honestly, I can't remember the last time I was drunk as fuck. I keep shit tame most of the time, call it a collective wall to addiction, runs in my family. I just like to hang loose from time to time and felt, well, this was a good time to hang it loose. I'm pretty controlled, even drunk...The mathematical probability of me losin' my shit is nil to none, this weighs heavily on me, for reasons.
I just wanted to say, I love all your bitch asses, each and every one of you fuckers. I think it's neat how we have this group of stoner friends all over the world I find it very amusing. Shit did someone spike my coffee, why am I getting emotional