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Party during highschool. My friend and I split a small cookie. We then have some bites of a brownie. About 15 minutes later, we aren't feeling it so we steal the bag and eat another brownie. We then began to feel it lmao. Laughed for no reason for ever. I had only smoked weed a couple times before that. Minutes felt like hours. It was awesome!

 

It was an evening where me and quite a gang of people were fishing/camping. Great evening, a friend had made quite a strong cake, i ate half of it to start of. Was playing a french game called "petanque", sounds boring but is quite fun ! Anyway, i'm starting to feel it, go and eat the rest of my bit. About 30mins later, i'm toasty, we're sitting down talking about stuff, great time !
Then a friend that has never smoked but has always wanted to try weed, but not by smoking it(unfortunately nobody has a vape here, and we rarely made edibles) decided to try his first edible. So we're all "great idea! Just be careful how much you eat". We steer back to our conversation, and a minute later he goes "hey guys how much should I eat? I've nearly finished a whole bit.". We started laughing and telling him not to eat the rest, and that that should do the job just fine for a first time. 
 
Throughout the evening he was so high, it was great (we were room mates the past year, and good friends for a few years). I went to see him at one point because i noticed he was sitting on his own. I was thinking he must have more or less greendout.... But no, he was there, watching the clouds and saying how they looked just like people and animals, not just shape wise, but actually looked like the clouds were humans and animals
He was opening and closing his eyes quite quickly, so i thought he must have been having CEV's
 
 
Sorry for long story, i like telling stories at the moment
Was a great evening, finished the cake and smoked J's, was really high, ended up falling asleep next to my tent, not in it 
And my friend went home on his bike a little earlier, still as high as a kite. Saw him the next day, said he absolutely loved it. I' going to bake him some cakes soon. Made me happy that a good friend at last discovered Mary !

 

man my storie seems pretty lame compaired to the others here.
 
so  I made up a poorly mixed batch of brownies had a couple halfs and got vary little from them. so off to school one day I decide to take another half brownie being from a poorly mixed batch I think I got more then I could handle, about 40min before class.  and I was biking into school and the item that I was carrying jammed into the spokes of my bike.  feeling pretty heavy at that time it just happened so fast. ended up  seeing the handle bars and did an automatic hurdle jump onto my feet. totally fine........got into class turnd out we had a supply that day so we were set free on the computers pretty much got chair locked for the hole class and started tripping when class was close to ending because I thought I couldn't walk let alone bike. 
 
so ended up getting up and biking home after class. got home and passed out for 18hrs
 
isn't so funny but I guess more of a fail

 

Me and a friend ate a brownie driving to Utah (we were in the backseat thank god) was told to take only a quarter of the brownie, but ended up taking half... First time getting visuals. It got funky. I just remember feeling like I was in a space ship and alien music was playing. Literally couldn't understand anything than what was in my own head. Would say I was high about half the trip to Utah (was ~28 hour ride)... Walked into bathrooms freaking people out my eyes got so red.


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Lol this one time I was in huntington beach and I went to the dispensary, I smoke flowers everyday but rarely eat edibles plus they always hit me super hard. anyways I got a Big Bite, I think they are made by Bhang bar.  The thing is not that big and I didn't really read it at first but I guess it says to take 1/4 or 1/8 of it. So it's friday night, I'm on my way to dinner with my girl and I'm like fuck it, turn up, I smoke all day anyways I have a high tolerance, so I eat the whole damn thing.
 
It was a big mistake, I get to dinner at BJ's (funny name, good restaurant) and it hits me right when we get there.  It's a bit hard to explain but it was like being wayyyy too fuckin high for a public place mixed with fact I was acutely aware I was way too fuckin high to be in a public place. I was just not a functioning member of society anymore.
 
I felt like Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

 
My girl ordered us beers and I had to focus all my energy to pick up the glass, take a sip, and set it back down without fucking up lol.  For some reason I deemed myself way too high to talk to the waitress, she kept coming up and asking me questions and I just stared at her like a deer in the headlights until my girl answered the question for me lol, I cant even remember why I wouldn't talk to her.  
 
Also the only time ever I had to call somebody to pick me up because I was high.  I told my girl "If I drive home tonight we aint gon make it" lmao.
 
I went home and went straight to bed at like 9:30 like... 
 

 

I brought my uncle some brownies, we each had one brownie and then went to see some 3-D movie. He was totally baked during the first 2/3 of the movie and then was sober as a judge during the last 30 minutes. I was messed up the whole time.
 
After we left the movie he started getting stoned again and by the time we got home he could barely talk. The next day he said he slept about 10 hours and wanted another Flippin brownie.

 

My friend got his hands on a korova black bar (1000 mg) that we planned to use throughout a church retreat. First night we took a tinto piece (maybe like 40 mg) and laughed a bit before falling asleep. We decided to take more the next day, however that went a little differently...

So we decided to take it around 1 pm so that it lasts throughout the day instead of just taking it before falling asleep. My friend stuck to the same dose we took the first night, but I decided I wanted to get more than just a little high and took somewhere between a third and a quarter of the bar. I didn't have too much experience with edibles beforehand and underestimated them (no matter how high I got from smoking I could control myself). The edibles kicked in right when we started doing confession in the church. My high rapidly escalated, and a hannah montana song started playing quietly in the background (I have no idea why they decided to play a hannah montana song during confession). I realized I was too high to control myself when I started busting out laughing after realizing a hannah montana song was playing. My friends had to escort me to the bathroom, where my trip went bad (probably from being alone in the bathroom and worrying about getting caught), and I proceeded to spend the next 3 hours just puking and greening out on the toilet. My friends then took my back to my bunk, where I ate a shit ton and fell asleep. I woke up still a little high most of the next day.


Haven't touched edibles since. Also never got high at church again.