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post stories when u have been stoned and went to school and had a convo with a teache

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Goodbud354, Jan 21, 2010.

  1. heres where u post a story of when your were stoned and went to school to be confronted by a teacher :) heres mine
    Teacher-Brandon answer the question
    Me-WHAT
    Teacher-you heard me
    Me-no i didnt
    Teacher-answer the question
    Me-oh uhh what problem
    Teacher-number 7
    Me-oh ok *licks lips* big pause
    Teacher anytime now
    Me-the airplane went to a magnificent place called a airplane went to a magnificent place called china magnificent adjective
    Teacher-can i have a word with you outside
    Me-........ huh
    Teacher outside NOW
    Me-ok
    Teacher-whats up with i know your stoned but what the hell dude come on get it together dont smoke that much
    Me-umm uhh... what are u talking about
    Teacher-hahahaha get back in there stoner ill send u to office if it happens again dude
    Me-wow ur cool whats for lunch
    that was mine and no its not fake the teacher was like all 70's please post yours
     
  2. Hahahah, that's fuckin awsome dude. I go to school stoned sometimes, but I don't think I have ever had to have a conversation with a teacher. The worste thing that happened was i had to read like 4 pages of great expectaions outloud in class when I was gone. That didn't turn out so well...
     
  3. What grade are you in?
     
  4. French high is the worst shit ever. I can never understand anything, and just always respond with "Oui"
     
  5. im 24 this was back in 8th grade ever since then i was "that stoner"
     

  6. fixd.
     
  7. Hmm...

    I would smoke every Wednesday because class started a half hour later and my teacher would always make me explain my senior project I'm positive he knew I was high and was messing with me.
     
  8. Well I discovered weed through a bad influence back in 5th grade. We used to smoke bowls in between class periods because we had to walk such long distances between class and there were alot of good places to smoke along the way. One day we had just smoked our first j in the passing period before.

    When we got to class we had a spelling test, and back then I wasn't worried about getting into trouble. So during the test while our teacher ran across campus to make a few copys of the test. Me and my friend looked at each other, and all of a sudden he ran across the room and packed a bowl with the roach. We each hit it under the desk and then he ran back like a minute before she came back. Everyone was kind of socializing and didn't see anything.

    Upon entering the room the teacher looked from her stack of papers and smelled the weed. She stopped in her tracks and looked right at my friend, he then responded with "Why are you looking at me Ms.Gustavson?". She then got a little uncomfortable and kept looking around, this is where I assume she noticed my red eyes, because we didn't use visine.

    She said "John get out of my class right now to the office".

    I was both stunned and stoned.

    My friend then chimed in "You can't do that he didn't do anything!"
    (I think he was trying to call her out because he knew she wouldn't mention weed in front of the other kids, so I just sat in my seat not moving.)

    She sat there for the longest time and just said for everyone to go back to taking their test.
     
  9. You Troll.
     
  10. More of a lack of conversation. Back in my sophomore year we had math first hour and our teacher was giving the assignment and I was dazed in some thought just staring into his eyes. Idk how long I stared but when I came to my senses he was just staring back saying "well, get to work!" I sort of jumped in my seat and was like "oh!" He was a jackass and had sent many a stoned kid to the office. I got lucky.

    Another day in that same class he was talking about some hospital show where some nurse brought a patient speacial Brownies without anyone else knowing and there was some mix up and all the doctors ate some of the Brownies and got stoned. He was talking about how they were all zoning out and he lectured the class about the evil powers of the marijuana plant. I was stoned about every day for that class hahaha.
     
  11. More of a lack of conversation. Back in my sophomore year we had math first hour and our teacher was giving the assignment and I was dazed in some thought just staring into his eyes. Idk how long I stared but when I came to my senses he was just staring back saying "well, get to work!" I sort of jumped in my seat and was like "oh!" He was a jackass and had sent many a stoned kid to the office. I got lucky.

    Another day in that same class he was talking about some hospital show where some nurse brought a patient speacial Brownies without anyone else knowing and there was some mix up and all the doctors ate some of the Brownies and got stoned. He was talking about how they were all zoning out and he lectured the class about the evil powers of the marijuana plant. I was stoned about every day for that class hahaha.
     

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