Post some weird/interesting facts about yourself

I am Amish, and I have a relative named rastaziggy.

 

When I was a kid, my monster under the bed was a more-or-less faceless black wolf-like creature. When I was older and saw the Neverending Story, my monster came to life.


Nothing scared me more, before or since.

 

I wasn't allowed to believe in Santa Clause as a child, when I was 4 years old my father told me he wasn't real because he "didn't want some fat elf taking credit for all of this cash I spent".

 

I've been to Japan, and I was on lego robotics team for a year.

 

My left thumb is double jointed. Yup I'm something like a big deal

 

My dick is so long I can wrap it around my body and use it as a jacket.

 

I'm lactose intolerant, but forget about this a lot when I'm fucking baked. Haha

 

I have an alter ego, his name is Vlad.

I was born in Maryland: home of the Blue Crab.
My astral sign is Cancer the Crab.

I am allergic to crabs.

I am addicted to videogames, driving, and electronic music.

 

you forgot to mention that you have crabs.

 

I think of my inner self as a monkey. He's pretty rad, having fun and always having a laugh.

 

I took an allergy test and was allergic to 110 out of 120 things they tested me for(took 3 tests, 40 pricks per test), my entire back was black and blue and itchy at the end of it. The weird thing is other than fire ant venom it all has the same effect, a stuffy nose.... neither of my parents have allergies so I don't really understand it.

I also suffer from Legg Calves Perthes disease. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legg–Calvé–Perthes_syndrome I was one of the oldest cases ever recorded and since as you age you heal more slowly from the disease the recovery process was supposed to be insanely long. I healed faster than anyone even close to my age group and the only set back I have is a lack of burst speed, lateral movement, and the need for a hip replacement when I'm 40 or so. I still play sports everyday and haven't really let it limit me all that much.

 

I'm a seasoned traveler with a speciality in roughin' it. I've traveled to something like twenty countries across six continents.

 

I had an imaginary friend named invisible when I was a kid. One day I got mad at him so I attached a jetpack to him and sent him to florida. My next imaginary friend was named "the dark" and he was basically the entirety of my room, I think I made him up to deal with my insomnia.

Pretty much the only enjoyment I get nowadays is through music or drawing.

90% of my dreams are lucid, probably because I don't get much sleep so it's easy to enter that state, idk...

 

I enjoy the smell of my balls sometimes.

 

I've got worms.

 

(RF ) 90% of my paycheck goes to liquor and partying.

 

I'm horribly colourblind.

 

The vision in my left eye is worse then in my right..

I am also deeply lost(mentally) in the music of Jimi Hendrix.. His shit just puts me in a trance and I literally spend days on end learning each and every song by him that I can.. one by one... (guitar and vocals )

 

Led Zepp just reminded me of something.... I have 20/15 vision in both eyes...