Porn Industry Ask for a 5 Billion Dollar Bailout...WTF?

Discussion in 'General' started by I <3 Weed Smoke, Jan 8, 2009.

  1. bro....wtf bro, the government needs to help them out bro.
     
  2. haha a bailout??? a bailtout of what?? did quagmire get his dick stuck in a mailbox again or something?
     
  3. Haha, with the economy tanking, you'd think people would spend more time wanking, but thats just what im thankin.
     
  4. Lmao, this has to be a joke...
     
  5. #6 Munkeyboi, Jan 8, 2009
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    theres so much free porn of course they need 5 billion dollars, people are gonna buy foreign cars even if they bail american companies out cuz hondas n shit get better gas mileage (although gas prices have gone down, although it seems i still only get as far on the same amount of money)

    but without porn? the sexual crime rate would SKYROCKET

    i got a mpg reader on my car, it used to say 18mpg, now its fuckin only 13 for some reason, although my car has been acting up, only after the cheaper gas though, it sputters n shit now, 89 keeps it aight though, still no increase in gas mileage though other than like a .3mpg upgrade

    i rock a buick by the way, love those cars, luxurious, and ride smooth as a motherfucker. 2nd one in a row i bought with no problems so far either, the only problem with my last car was i totalled it.. right after i got a new tranny, what a 2000$ waste

    edit: there was nothin wrong with the tranny on my last car, the problem was me, cuz i didnt know where i was n i saw what appeared to be the most amazing railroad track dip jump ever n i caught a good 5 feet n totally destroyed my tranny, it worked in reverse still though haha
     
  6. thats the thing..why the fuck am i gonna pay? when everything i could imagine is within 5 minutes of searching in this very seat im sittin in now.:D:D

    free.;)
     
  7. I think this is the end.


    C'mon 12-21-2012... c'mon! Armageddon, fuck yeah!
     
  8. C'MON DUDE!!!

    2012 for christs sake!!:smoking::smoking:
     
  9. I'un even care if that's real; Somehow I know if I click it, I'ma get rickrolled.

    Maybe not then... maybe not tomorrow... but sometime.
     
  10. i caught a glimpse of it on the news, though i didnt hear the part about a bailout, i just heard pornography haha
     
  11. the link is legit

    but thats retarded. they don't need any money, there good.
     
  12. man they better bail them out i wanna go into pornography. do what you're good at they say.
     
  13. Hah... They were just talking about this on Mike and Mike in the morning.
     
  14. I hope they were told to go fuck themselves...
     
  15. lol they need $5 Billion to afford more cheap recording studios, hand cameras, and lube.

    $5Billion? Hell, they could be bailed out with $500.
     
  16. Hahaha all you need is a camera ;)
     
  17. Where the fuck do people think this money comes from?
     
  18. ^ Our wallets technically.

    Fucking taxes.


    Eitheer that or the Federal reserve will print out more money, causing huge inflation....


    Fucking Federal Reserve.
     
  19. Pretty audacious move by Flynt and Co., but don't expect it to go any further than this. Congress won't take them seriously at all, and WHY SHOULD THEY? Like the automobile industry, the porn moguls who are whining about dwindling profits need to realize that technology has ursurped their distribution formats and method of doing business.

    I mean, why buy porn when you can get TONS and TONS of it FREE of CHARGE on the internet.
     

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