Porn Dealing Creep.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Chamonix, Jul 10, 2011.

  1. #1 Chamonix, Jul 10, 2011
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    So today I go to my local head shop. "A pack of blunt wraps" I muttered through a haze. I had been smoking and had a craving for a good blunt.

    The guy tells me they are out. This leaves me with only one option, the other head shop. Now this head shop is a porn store first and foremost. I walk in and I am surrounded by porn, dildos, vaginas. It just felt awkward. I felt very nervous because how much it looked like I was buying porn. Not that porn is bad. In fact it is awesome. But what kind of fucking weirdo pays for it?

    Anyways, the guy does have blunt wraps. In Canada blunt wraps are illegal, you can only sell "Hand Rolled Tobacco Cigars". Basically wraps around a core of tobacco. So this guy running this "headshop" calls some other dude back. The way he looks, walks and talks all I could think about was this guy:

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    So he takes me into some garage attached to this building, grabs a tupper ware tub and pulls out atleast a dozen flavors of juicy jays wraps. This is when he tells me "I can't sell you these". I am like wtf dude, but he then tells me I need to buy a small item, like a pipe and when I did he would charge me for the pipe and then for the wraps. Then he tells me I need to buy a minimum of 25 packs. Because I haven't got any wraps I am desperate and agree. So I buy a better bat and the wraps. 150$ later I have 54 wraps in different flavours.

    This place is fucked. I have never felt that awkward buying weed stuff. I mean porn EVERYWHERE fucking walls of dildos. They did have a nice selection of bongs and pipes though.
     
  2. why the fuck do I feel like I read this before
     
  3. so you bought a pipe and 25 packs of papers for 150?

    :0
     
  4. u can buy them if u buy a 25 pack. u dont gotta buy a pipe to buy a 25 pack though lol he mighta been hustling you
     
  5. #5 Chamonix, Jul 10, 2011
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    27 packs of blunts actually.

    Actually I wanted that pipe regardless. My old one hitter pipe sucks so I am happy with the deal. Also all the boxes where open so I got all the selection.

    Why is that?



    PS. 100 posts yea.
     
  6. Fleeced more than a fucking sheep.
     
  7. In the States we get a pack of 2 blunt wraps for $1.

    You spent $150?!? Holy cow!
     
  8. Yo where in ontario was this?

    Thats sick though i knew there would be juicy jays hiding around somewhere. Its not like they were all thrown out the day they became illegal.
     
  9. Why didn't you just buy a cigar and empty it, re-roll it? Enjoy your porn shop, lol
     
  10. lmfao, the illegal blunt wrap trade with canadas about to start. and if you guys really can't get them, i can buy some here and ship them for you and you can paypal me the money when you get them. they're like $1 a pack and shipping to canada wouldn't be that expensive at all considering how small the package would be.
     
  11. according to that pic, it sounds like hes an extra terrestrial fish humanoid.

    at first i thought u mean he was dealing porn. like slangin his homemade dvd's hustlin on the street.

    yo u wanna buy dis sex tape?
     
  12. so you went to get a blunt, and wound up shelling out for $150 worth? ouch.
     

  13. you kidding me i spend 2.50 on a fucking dutch....
     
  14. dude wait what?
     
  15. 69 cents a swisher fool
     
  16. 49 cent zig zag wrap
    also why did you do this?
     
  17. LOL

    I'm not kidding, sorry. It's $1.50 for a Dutch in most places but if you buy a blunt wrap like Juicy Jay's or Royal then it's no more than a $1.50 for 2 wraps.

    That's part of the reason I stopped smoking blunts, unless I'm with a group of people or have to smoke outside. It was too expensive to keep buying blunts when I can save a lot of weed and money over time by just using a bowl, water-pipe or vaporizer.
     
  18. this topic name should be changed to blunt buying dumbass.
     
  19. I bought 54 wraps and a better bat. The bat was 25. So the blunts where only 2 bucks a wrap. Which is cheaper then a dutch.

    The only cigars I can find are backwoods, which suck.
     
  20. I can't tell if you are trolling.. I wanna see a pic of the wraps you bought.
     

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