Mmmm sometimes I want to make love to my porch, just roll my penis all over its concrete slabbiness. I think it deserves the love; it has given me much in times of need. The thing that makes it so great is that it offers security and complete peace. Much love to my dorm dwellers, but man being a smoker is so much easier in an apartment/house with a porch. I lived on-campus last year, and we smoked in a bench in the middle of some sparse woods... with a major road in front of us, and an auxiliary one in back. We almost got caught once.. a cop shined his flashlight down into the woods from above, and we jetted... somehow getting away. We were always paranoid, because there were so many outside forces encroaching upon us.. cars, people, etc.. Now I sit on a porch, with no one around at all, and smoke bowls in good company to my heart's content. I don't miss dorm life much at all. It was good for meeting tons of new people, but it's not the most smoker-friendly place. We've went back and smoked at said bench a few times, and it's never quite so enjoyable as this cricketing/frog warbling wasteland that's sitting before me as I type this. Anyone feel me?