Alright, now before I tell you this bull shit story, let me explain some history. I got caught smoking/drinking my junior year of high school, and my parents freaked out because of the weed, tried to send me to rehab but I refused to go. I slowly regained their trust, and even though I smoked every weekend my senior year they thought I had stopped and started to trust me again. Then this summer I smoked way too much, mom started to get suspicious, but I talked myself out of that and then cut back a bit. Then I decide to bring four grams of dro and a 1 hitter to school, all held inside my sunglass case. It couldn't even be smelled from a foot away, and I held it on me just so my parents wouldn't find it looking through my stuff. We then get to my dorm room, and I think they're about to leave so I put my zipper hoodie (with the sunglass case in its pocket) on a bedpost in the corner of the room. But all of a sudden an RA comes and says I have to be at the welcome speech, so I have to dip. I didn't want to leave my shit in my room w/ my rents still in there, but it was hot as hell out and I didn't want to put the zipper hoodie on in front of them, and they were going to leave any second. Well, apparently seconds before they left (accorinding to older bro who was w/ them and smokes too) my mom finds the sunglass case, says something about how she thought I had lost my sunglasses (retarded, no reason for her to think that), and opens up the case. Well BAM there's fucking weed in it and they trip balls. I get out of the speech oblivious, dad tells me to come out by the car. I have no idea anything is going on, but when I come up next to him I see this bulge in one of his pockets that's shaped like my sunglass case. But then I realize he has sunglasses on, so I just hope it's his case. Well, then he pulls MY case out of his pocket, and I'm just standing there like OH FUCK. Well he tells me I have two options: I can either go back home to the community college (hell no), or I can stay and get enrolled in rehab (hell no again). I refuse and tell him I'll pay for school myself if those are my only options. I'm 18 and I have the money to cover the first year, so I thought I'd be good. But he threatened to get me kicked out of the school with a few phone calls (he had my weed, he could have), so I didn't know what to do. I ended up missing meetings I was supposed to be attending to try and convince my parents to just let me stay at the school. I kept trying to tell them it was my life, let me screw it up, but they weren't going. They care too much. My dad is a doctor, and he has all these insane views about pot smokers, telling me retarded stories about his druggy patients, and when I'm trying to argue with him he kept on saying I was CLASSIC TEXTBOOK drug addict, everything he ever reads about them, I was saying. Which personally I know is bull shit, I know I'm not addicted, but he wouldn't listen to a word I'd say. I eventually got them to leave me at school w/ no rehab, but I had to promise them I wouldn't smoke once the next four years. alsdkjf;lkajsdf;lkjasdkfj;alsdflaks. I think I'm going to quit for at least a whole year now, so when they drug test me (my dad claims I'm "gone" and a complete druggy, so I'm sure the tests will come, hospital tests too) I'll pass them and mayb they will just lay off. I'm also thinking about going cold turkey this year, earning enough money next summer to become truly independent of them, and then tell them to get the fuck out of my life. I just can't believe this shit happened. I got away with a year and a half of constant toking, and then at LITERALLY the LAST POSSIBLE SECOND I get popped. Who has that bad of luck???????????????????????????