Poor kid... He smoked a Cigarette Filter

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by CorpusToker, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. This is kinda messed up, but it was fuckin hilarious at he time. This was about a year ago. It was me, my friends, Jake and Joseph, and another kid (he was about 16) that I kinda knew but just like an acquaintance. This kid was a new smoker, and the kind of teenager that would do anything to look cool. We had just finished smoking a few bowls in the ditch. Joseph pulls out a cigarette and asks if anyone wants one. The kid said he wanted one, but he doesnt smoke cigs so i think he was trying to look cool in front of us or somethin. Anyways, he starts hitting it.

    So we're walking along the side of the ditch to this abandoned house, and he's almost finished with it. He's basically at the filter and hes about to ditch it when Joseph asks him what he was doing, he was about to get to the best part. The kid looks a bit confused, and asks why. Well, joseph tells him that the filter is the best part of the cigarette, because its all resinated and it increases your high a lot because it make you really lightheaded. So the kid says "Oh yeah ive heard of that" and starts hitting the filter!!! You can tell it burns and tastes like shit, cuz the poor kid has this horrible look on his face while he's hitting it, like he was eating dog shit, and he was trying his hardest not to cough. Now, keep in mind that me and Jake are trying our fucking hardest not to burst out laughing. And this kid's trying sooo hard to look all casual, but it just makes his face look even more hilarious.

    After a minute or so, I just couldnt help it anymore, I started laughing incredibly hard, and I tell him that he just smoked plastic foam, and you're not supposed to smoke the filter, but by that time he had already smoked over half of it. My buds start cracking up. He threw the filter and started coughing like crazy and gagging, and i felt so bad but at the same time I thought i was gonna die laughing.

    Poor kid, he didn't know any better. But how could he be so gullible?
     
  2. Haha thats excellent but mean. Theres some kid who always does dumb shit like that.

    One time, a friend of mine sold another kid a bag of grass from peoples yards for 50 dollars. Then, my friend smoked a little with him, just holding it in his mouth and the fucking kid was acting like he was high and stuff. Its really funny.
     
  3. I know a kid who'd smoke paper to look cool... he'd, legit, roll paper to look like a joint, and then smoke it. What a dumbass.
     
  4. Ahaha thats hilarious. My friend did nearly the same thing, except he sold him a bag of oregano for $20 and the kid took a hit and, i quote, "Damn, that's some good shit" :D Thats hilarious


    Thats amazing... haha.... what some people will do for attention or popularity. High school definitely is a funny place.
     
  5. yeah, at my school, you get more poon if you smoke cigarettes. But only from whores, so I just stray from them.
     
  6. That's horrible but fucking hilarious at the first time. Roflmfao
     
  7. i smoked filter once before, i was on ecstacy and the cigarette just went by so quick i look down and theres no tobacco.:cool:
     
  8. very sad... my roommate a while back lit a cigarette backwards.. i told him, he says "fuck it" and huffs all the way through the filter, and smokes the rest filterless. (not to mention on the nasties and what not that resinated the rest of the cigarette)
     
  9. ur friend is a dick.
     
  10. Seems people are more stupid than i give them credit for, id never think anyone would ever even think about smoking a filter :S
     
  11. i almost kinda sorta feal bad for him, but then again thats really funny.
     
  12. Heh, thats pretty funny. The bad part is that i've been so stoned before when I driving, that i couldnt see which end of the cig was in my mouth, and i've lit the filter and took a small drag untill i realized what i was doing, and i almost threw up. A fresh filter is a god awful tasting thing, i couldnt imagine what one that has had a cig through it would taste like.


    -AFD
     
  13. Thats gross. The odd time when I'm really gone I'll spark the filter but I've never actually hit one. Did he continue to try and impress you guys or did he get the hint?
     
  14. One time we paid my buddy 5 bucks to cash a filter out of a bong....hes now 5 dollars richer
     
  15. haha thats like when i blew this kid a shotgun w/ a newport ... he threw up seconds after.
     
  16. Yeah, i imagine that filter tasted like complete shit, with all of that tar and crap in the filter....haha man thats funny. You'd be surprised how some kids are nowadays.

    He kinda did, but only for a bit. A few days later he was back at it, trying to hang out with the "coolest" people, just to seem "cool" too. So funny

    You could call my friend an asshole, but this is the kind of kid that would pull out a little sac of shwag on the bus and wave it around and ask people what his finger smelled like (yeah, he really did that) so I guess he had it coming to him.
     
  17. One time when I was drunk as shit I bummed a cig and kept trying to light it but nothing happened. I also was trying to light the filter hahahah. It didnt light though, thats what saved me
     

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