Boooooy five minutes ago I was chillin with a stomach ache. And now, after taking a crap, I feel so fucking good! I feel so freeeeee! Who's with me?!
ROFL but for real, that'd be funny to see like some dude in medival time needed to shit so much they just yelled out, "I gotta poop!" Gawd, I'm eating taco bell right now. I reckon it's the circle of life. Poop, eat food that makes you poop, and then poop again later.
thats like a common topic of conversation in my friends group. haha i love waking up and taking care of business first thing. anyone else get "have you pooped yet?" from their mom anytime they said their tummy ached? that was the first option. if you haven't pooped than you can't complain yet.
Pooping is my dad's cure for everything. Stomach hurt? Sit on the toilet!! Nausea? Sit on the toilet!! Broken leg? Sit on the toilet!!
"Just like your daddy, all you do around here is eat, sleep, and shit. And then you eat, sleep, and shit sum more! Where you goin motha fucka you aint go no job! Whos that lil motherfucker on my porch?" guess the movie and you get 3 sugar snaps
Mannn yesterday was the worst shit ever. literally. I had diarrhea, like really really bad diarrhea and it fuckin burned!
Haha I've been addicted to this new bottle of hot sauce I got called Daves ghost pepper naga jolokia sauce. O_O. I shit FIRE every morning
I miss being ABLE to have a nice big healthy crap! Had my colon removed 22 years ago. After 2 major surgeries I been crapping baby food ever since about 10 times a day. Toilet paper is NOT my friend! Eat your vegetables and take care of your guts!