"Pond" Owner's Dream!! LOL

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cowboysaxman, May 22, 2002.

  1. This fellow had owned this large farm for several years.
    He had a large pond in the back forty, had it fixed up
    nice, picnic tables, horse shoe courts, basketball
    court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it was
    built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down
    to the pond as he hadn't been there for a while
    and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard
    voices shouting and laughing with glee.
    As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
    skinny dipping in his pond.
    He made the women aware of his presence and they all
    went to the deep end of the pond.
    One of the women shouted to him,
    "We're not coming out until you leave!"
    The old man replied,
    "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
    or get out of the pond,
    I only came to feed my alligators!"
  2. Damn!!!!!!

    Ain't nobody ever slipped up on my pond except to go fishing.

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