I'm at work, and I have a joint, already rolled and just begging to be smoked. When should I smoke it?
I added 'at work' a bit after posting... And hence my dilemma. Now, or after the boss leaves... And the boss just left 5 minutes ago. So I guess the answer is obvious. I'm gonna be right back.
NOOO! Gotta wait it out brotha, there is no better feeling than lighting up after work, especially mid week when you are just waiting on the weekend .
In the woods of the famous Steve Martin: “I used to smoke marijuana. But I’ll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening – or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk.”
I'm back and I just smoked a joint. So it would be approximately 7 minutes ago in the past. Some people say it should've been after coffee break. Well I guess I'll have to smoke again then. And some people day I should've smoked after work in the evening. Well I guess I'll have to smoke again then as well.
I smoked this, and drove through that, to get to the McDonald's and get me a 'Delux cheeseburger' and a pineapple pie. The pineapple pies are the best... so sweet.
One minute, I was holding a pineapple pie in my hand to take a picture, then next minute, it was gone. I didn't even have time to photograph it. It just, disappeared.
If internet would advance to a point where you can transport physical matters through the wires, I would have made you guys pop out of my computer screen, put you guys in my pickup truck, and drove you to the nearest McDonald's drive through... And you wouldn't believe there would be a McDonald's anywhere near this place...