I use to have a bad ass shower head,put it on turbo and OMG but chicken told me he was going to cut my water off and take my shower head,so i left it at my old house
lol yep. me too. but then again, me and some girls were talking- if we were dudes for a day we would just stay home and jerk it all day penises are just more easy to operate than vaginas if all it took for an orgasm was up down, up down, up down... well i'd never leave the house.... ahahhaha! +rep gimme! you're hilarious
its funny cause its tru....lol and GOD if i had a dick.... i would play with it all the time... and my girl would be sucking on it ALL THE TIME I wanna get road head........ lol I would stick it all kinds of random shit all the time...... like a jar of vasoline......
Anything that can make you feel good can't be wrong. As long as it doesn't harm other people physical or psycologically. Other people might have a grudge about it, but that's their worries... Besides, I'm pretty sure, that even those people who tells you that it's wrong does it...
and that's why i hate sex toys lol cuz some girls really do think like that... pathetic tbh oh it's good. it's hella good. hardest part is trying to concentrate and seeing if you can keep yourself from wrecking when you cum lol now road sex... that's even trickier... but it's so much fun lol... mmm... good memories of my hot ass red head ex... such a freak lol
never said you didnt. just saying that some girls really do think that lol... sucks to be you in that case lol... i will get no vibrating implant for any girl. take me or leave me as is.
LOL dude, NO WOMAN actually believes that a man's dick will ever vibrate. but there are women who get off better with a vibrator than with a man...
you live in CA. there are plenty of retarded women out there, do you ever see MTV or Entertainment Tonite? lol... i think it's just more rednecks out where i live, instead of airheads where you live lol... if i told a woman that men could get implants to make their shit vibrate, i guarantee at least 1 out of 20 women would believe it. idk, wherever they do those types of tests... like in big citites lol honestly tho, if then they havent had me yet then obviously they wouldn't know any better! lol jk but i've got too many tricks... but seriously tho, hearing that sucks... an ex of mine was like that and got me super paranoid about all women being like that... like i'd never be good enough, no matter how many times they came or how good i made them feel.... the toy was always better... so i've just made sure that i'm always learning about women and how they work. to stay on top. and to make sure i never hear that shit again. =/
wow. could you BE more misinformed? If you really trust a television for your truth, then there's nothing I can say to change your mind. Unless I go on MTV and say it I guess. I'm not saying it wouldn't be awesome if a dick vibrated (but it wouldn't serve any purpose unless he felt like just holding it against my clit for a little bit).. but really, even dumb chicks don't think that will ever happen.
dude i just read through this whole thread. i kno ur being honest about all this shit ur thinking but being afraid of a toy is rediculous. nothing can ever replace an actual human being end of discussion haha and those fleshlights are hilarious lmao i dont think id ever use one. theyre way too weird
seriously, i love masturbating and vibrators may be the only sure thing to get me off - but nothing is better than great sex with another human being.