How the fuck can you shoot that far? Well maybe its because I do it everyday but the farthest I ever got is when I was sitting on the computer chair and just a little bit came on my chest. Usually it just slides down allover my penis.
i for one am hardly intimidated by female masterbation or dildos, i just look at it as a challenge if its the vibrations your looking for with the real thing i suggest that Trojan vibrating cock ring, single greatest thing since sliced bread, add ky urs and mine and it makes for a load blowing experience
How could it be wrong? Oh right, it's un natural.... which is totally why I figured it out on my own at the age of like 9... Saying that is like saying gay people are un natural (because theres totally a secret government cloning program where they stick gay genes in people, they didn't just show up as a natural form of population controll or anything...)
I can't scroll more than 2 inches down any of these pages without getting bitch slapped across the face by that mechanized dick.
Are fleshlites bad, they serve the same purpose for each sex as dildos, but I think I would feel perverted jerken it with one of those. Anybody got a different opinion on those?
I played with one of those fleshlights in a porno store. I actually think its kinda cool. If I had a dick, I would stick it in there.
lol quote of the night!!!! OF THE NIGHT!!! as far as pocket pussies... i've never really been intrigued by it.... it's not human flesh so it's not gonna be the same for me... and i did kinda LOL @ that really tiny one... the one on the far right. pinky-finger-pocket-pussy!!!! awaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
lmao Sucks when you're expecting it to drip lamely then it shoots across the room, you're like SHIT! I know! I had that happen too.. check the wall, it's where mine ended up. =o
haha I said no... I stopped masturbating around the same time I stopped smoking pot... Damn has life been dull lately. edit- OH yea, those flesh light things... I bought one of my friends one of those for his birthday, because he was too embarrassed to get it himself... Anyways, in short - he got hit by a car a week later... I always assumed the worst
I have to show that to my teammate. He's a Jehovah's Witness, and he didn't believe me when I told him that masturbating was healthy. He says he's never done it before, but I don't believe him.