Police man smelled my ball sweat

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  1. #41 gigolojoe0928, Nov 23, 2011
    lol well worded, made me laugh :smoke:
     
  2. #42 THCwillTELL, Nov 23, 2011


    Wtf... how bout HP. 9 oz seems like a pretty obscure amount
     
  3. #43 THCwillTELL, Nov 23, 2011

    Yeahhhhh buddyyyyyy. Fuck it lets bring the whole pound actually, see if we can sell a lil once the elementary school lets out.
     
  4. #44 xStuart smitHx, Nov 24, 2011
    Know the best of it, it was in a village up from my town every time I pass through I get stopped and searched off them(if there on duty) still good to know he sniffed my dangle berries :D
     
  5. #45 Young Dro User, Nov 24, 2011
    lmao
    funny as fuck
     
  6. #46 xStuart smitHx, Jan 15, 2012
    Caught again, this time wasnt so epic, but they only found 1 Gram and there was a half Oz hidden above the light :p were fucking so lucky man!!
     
  7. #47 p00nd, Jan 15, 2012
    Icing on the motherfucking cake hahahahaha
     
  8. #48 Budlessdouglas, Jan 15, 2012


    Dude you obviously need to hide that shit better than that!

    You're going to be eating 3 hots and a cot here soon
     
  9. #49 ADStoker420, Jan 15, 2012
    Kuddos my friend
     
  10. #50 Adi, Jan 15, 2012
    Damn your lucky man, round here they'll make sure to go through the entire fucking car regardless of what you hand over to them.
     
  11. #51 Philosiraptor, Jan 15, 2012
    What happened to the ball sweat? It sounds like he just sniffed your bag
     
  12. #52 Hali Hostility, Jan 15, 2012
    You've got some fucking WEIRD terms.
     
  13. #53 PsilocinTHC, Jan 15, 2012
    You're not supposed to eat the bed man!:smoke:
     
  14. #54 StimulateMyMind, Jan 15, 2012

    Who the fuck rides around with 9 ounces unless you're a 16 year old kid who thinks they're invincible?
     
  15. #55 letsmokeasweet, Jan 15, 2012
    i remember one friday night i picked up a qp..... that was a fun night :)
     
  16. #56 KOd3Gr33n, Jan 15, 2012

    you never have anything positive/nice to say.
     
  17. #57 Kenny250, Jan 15, 2012
    "havin to drive slow everytime i see the 5 0, coz theres a nine bar of skunk in my trunk an its lipo"
     
  18. #58 Green Waffle, Jan 15, 2012

    LMFAO!!! That's funny as fuck. I can imagine a pube just chillin on the bag while he gets a big whiff of your balls sweat!

    I remember when my uncle aired out his balls while eating rolled tacos. Guacamole + Ball Sweat= Death
     
  19. #59 Ghostfacetokah, Jan 15, 2012
    maybe his boy had a bar because he was reloading and they were just driving home...?

    was there even any need to act so high and mighty really...:confused::confused:
     
  20. #60 xStuart smitHx, Jan 15, 2012
    [quote name='"StimulateMyMind"']

    Who the fuck rides around with 9 ounces unless you're a 16 year old kid who thinks they're invincible?[/quote]

    The fucking CEO of my local florist? Cool?
     
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