this actually happened last night so to anyone who says i'm trollin, yuck fou. it's not even that ridiculous. aight so it's around 12 am and I have a blunts worth of some dankity and i meet my friend up outside his house. we go into his laundry room and roll up a honey blunt and smoke that shit. we're chillin for a cool couple minutes and everything's fine and dandy. now this laundry room is set up kind of weird, calling for a diagram for me to explain my story which is at the bottom. the laundry room is set up in a way where there was the main room to do laundry in which was lit up, where we were smoking. then there was a dark storage area in the back taking up the 2nd half of the whole structure. note: this whole time we thought we were alone. i get up and start walkin around, goin to the back of the storage area. my friend turns on the lights, and bam. there's a curtain/blanket completely covering what seemed to be a body. i was like . we were just joking about there being dead bodies back there a minute ago too, so it was extra . after a minute or two of wtf'ing, my genius homie decides to get the broom. this is where is gets hectic. i'm geekin my ass off at the whole situation in the meanwhile. he's like "i'm gonna poke it" so I stand by. he barely touches it and BAM, the body starts moving. as soon as i saw this i fucking jetted the fuck out of there. i'm booking it and off in the distance i hear a loud ass slam and i'm thinking aw fuck, my friend just got fucked up. we meet up in front of his building a minute or two later and his shoulder ended up being dislocated or broken or some shit, he said he was in severe pain. long story short, we were high as fuck and decided to poke what we thought was a dead body, and that resulted in my friend getting body slammed by a crack bum. some crazy shit goes down at 1 am
so homeless people just go into your friends house to nap, then the guy got beat up in his own house and didnt even get a bat or something to get the bum out?
U just made a troll thread and now this? And if this is real, that was a dick move ditching your friend imo
There seems to be a missing gap of information that could explain exactly why you're friend either 1) lives in a public coin laundry shop 2) has homeless people sleeping in different rooms of his residence
Perhaps the friend lives in an apartment above the coin laundry? I don't know, im not stoned enough to figure it out yet
Do you not have laundry rooms in your apartment buildings wherever you live? It's just a room with a washer and a dryer in an apartment building for everyone to use. And yes, the homeless guy was sleeping there
And you guys are retarded enough to just smoke in a public laundry room where you could easily get busted?
It was his apartment building. And also, in L.A, it's not like that. It was 1 am, and trust me, after years of smoking on the streets i've never once been caught. I walk down the street and smoke often.
Why is a bum sleeping at your friends house? Why did you think he was dead? Why did he beat up your friend? most importantly... Why did you let your friend get beat up?
so you got scared and left your friend to die at the hands of some hobo? you must be a cool kid to hangout with if nothing serious is going down
i was on the Bay bridge with a half Gay chick who only speaks Choke GIRL I LOVE DAT LANGUAGE!!! DOLLA-LA-LA-LA-LOTSA-PAPERRRRR
I actually got locked up smoking in the laundry room in my college dorm. But what the hell it was fucking college and atleast we didnt have any bums in that bitch
lol thats funny shit...It would have been better if you were the hero and bodyslammed that motherfucker or somegthing before he attacked ur friend