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Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Feb 15, 2004.

  1. THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME
    WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
    the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face.

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    This describes everything you are not.

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life.

    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    My feelings for you no words can tell
    Except for maybe "Go To Hell."

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.
     
  2. LMFAO!!! those are great!
     
  3. haha all us blades are so funny i love the humor section a bunch
     
  4. here i sit in stinky vapour,because some bastard stole the toilet paper,shall i sit or shall i linger,or shall i be forced to use my finger
     
  5. LOOOOOOL funny stuff LOL :D

    that last one ^^^ is sick but so funny!!!!!
     

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