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Poem

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by LIFE_IMMORTAL, Jan 22, 2009.

  1. A WOMAN'S POEM

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.


    A MANS POEM

    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
    huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
    and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
    doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.

    :D
     
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