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Please help. Urgent!!

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by violat0r, Apr 20, 2013.

  1. hey guys, i just smoked a j and my mom came home. she says she smells smoke and is going to get a drug tester. is there anyway to pass it or im fucked
    thanks
    if people are wondering im 18 senior in highschool, still live w/ mom
     
  2. this is not urgent - your number 17, ok?
     
  3. call a fixer
     
  4. first thing is to stop panicking because that helps no one.

    breath deeply, breath slowly. Concentrate on something totally irrelevant.

    You've done all you can do. Think about this experience and learn from it.
     
  5. dont get caught next time.
     
  6. Your an adult. Do what you want. Oh your living with mom? Moms house, moms rules. Go smoke outside next time lazy ass! Lol
     
  7. You're fucked!
     

  8. Is your mom that paranoid about some grass? Damn... :eek:
     
  9. Shes gunna get a drug tester to come to your home and test you?
     
  10. my mom is saying that smoking weed will get me on oxycottin or heroin or someshit LOL. that gateway bs, thats why shes so against it.
    she bought the tester but she cant test me till i pee in it , which ill try to avoid :p
     
  11. The only thing itll get you into is the fridge for some munchies then itll get you into your bed. Watch out though because you may get a good sleep. Just be careful!!
     
  12. So you didn't step out of the house, when you were home alone why? *shakes snout* Serves you right OP. Be smart about your actions. No one can help you now, and unless you can rig the test with some bleach or something, you are done for.:smoking:
     
  13. You can respect your mother more from now on. That's what you can do.
     
  14. i went on the balcony to smoke. didnt smoke in the house but some smoke got in i guess.
     
  15. Hahahaha "it's 4/20 mom, blaze it fgt"
     
  16. Why even have your mom go out and waste money on a drug test, just man up and tell her you smoke weed. There's no reason to have her spend the money on the drug test your going to fail it anyway and she's going to know you smoked. Something smells fishy here I don't think your 18, I can't see a someone making their ADULT son take a drug test.
     
  17. should have asked here what kind of drugs were going to be tested :)
     
  18. Get a friend to piss in a bottle. Make sure hes clean lol
     

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