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Please help!! I'm trying pass to get into nursing school!!

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by Nursethatblows, Aug 2, 2017.

  1. So I am a female 5'7' 200lbs. And I am an LVN and got accepted to get my RN. I smoke nothing but dro from a one hitter throughout the day everyday. Well I use to smoke everyday for the last 2 years (I was in a management position and didn't do patient care) well I stopped May 31st cold turkey and it is now August 2nd (2 months after stopping) and I have taken 2 home test kits and am testing positive. I have to take my test by August 14th. And suggestions and advice would help. I can't use synthetic urine it has to be mine. Help!!!
     
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  2. 2 months afterstopping ...?

    Have another Test,

    an expensive lab test..?
     
  3. Yes it's been 2 months and 2 days to be exact. I was confident I would be clean after 2 months of not smoking but the at home test are coming up positive. Does anyone know if I go to a lab am I able to test myself and are those results kept private?
     
  4. you need to do fasted cardio as many times as you can upon awakening. THC is stored in fat cells. As the body burns fat for energy, the THC metabolite is excreted through urine and feces. 5'7 200lbs im assuming your not low body fat. When taking a drug test you want your urine to NOT be excreting metabolites. You should try to burn as much fat molecules you can until the test. Stop training the day before. Drink excessive amounts of fluid. At that point your body goes into a flush, and just urinates out the water your drinking, not letting it absorb through the kidneys and collect toxins and metabolites. Never take a drug test first urination of the morning. Pee at least 12-15x times the day of the test. The flushing kits help this, but may come up positive for "creatinine" if a lab test (diluted sample.) If you truly are not smoking, you will be fine by aug 14th. I was clean in 14 days.
     
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  5. Thank you so much for your response...I have chugged so much water today it's not even funny. Tomorrow I will be headed to the gym. Does anyone know if crangrape will do the same as cranberry juice?
     
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  7. First of all - welcome.
    Secondly - I love your username.
    Thirdly - keep doing what you're doing and wait till the last minute to take the test.
     
  8. Safest bet: ask a friend for clean urine.
     
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  9. Thanks. And my thoughts exactly...I'm gonna take the test the very last day. I love an hour away from the urine testing scree place so I figured I'd have to all day and then urinate right before I leave my house and hopefully I'll be okay for the next time I go. Fingers crossed for me!!
     
  10. I can't do that. It needs to be my urine. Any other options you can think of would be appreciated.
     
  11. Honesty aside, why does it need to be yours? As precaution, use same sex urine, keep it warm....lots of threads here on subbing with real urine. Would you rather take a major risk on failing if you can't push the test back further?
     
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  12. The testing center is an hour away. How would I maintain the temperature? And I'm also scared they will pat me down. That's why I stopped smoking 2 1/2 months prior to the test. I was confident I would be clean by now. I'm kinda in shock. Any other time it was out of my system in a month or less.
     
  13. You're female. Place the urine in a washed out condom (to ensure no chemical lubricants), and carefully place it inside of you. If your labia are on the larger side, you could tuck it between them. It might feel odd but it will keep everything at body temperature. You won't have that part of your body patted down, but you will likely be asked to remove excess clothing - such as jackets or sweaters, nor be allowed to take a purse or anything into restroom.
     
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  14. Have them pee in a condom.. tie it up stick it in your vag and poke a hole in it with a hair pin or something




    Grow journal
     
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  15. This is so nerve racking. I just wish I was clean and could walk in there worry free like I normally have in the past. Why did I do this to myself
     
  16. So I've decided to do substitution. I have tested my own urine and I have a light pink line but am still not confident as this is my life I am messing with here. I am going to place a bottle in my vagina!! Lol sounds crazy but a girl has got to do what a girl has got to do. I'm still nervous about the temperature. I haven't tested to see how long it will stay the correct temperature if placed in me. I am soooo nervous and I rather just go tomorrow to get it over with. I'll letcha know how it goes. Fingers crossed!!
     
  17. Go to any bio testing lab, not sure where you live but I recently went to AnyLabTestNow! and got my UA results. Yes they are private and only you can see them. I just got tested for a rehab coordinator job at St. Davids. Gave me peace of mind. Good luck to you in getting in to RN school.
     
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  18. Sweat it out and plenty of water. Daily long term smoking can stay in the system 70+ days depending on body fat. You should be fine with the gym and water.
     
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  19. I'm past the time for gym and going to any other lab. I have to take my test by Tuesday.
     

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