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Places NOT to toke

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Zippoweed, Mar 16, 2011.

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  1. #1 Zippoweed, Mar 16, 2011
    Hey guys, back in high school I spent ALOT of time smoking in the great outdoors due to lack of pot-friendly parents throughout my town.

    Please add to the list guys, :)


    - At Football/Soccer/Tennis/Sports grounds on days that teams are playing

    - Behind church's, alot of priests where I live actually live at or near the church, I've had to bail on the pipe more once because of this back in the day,

    - Schools before 6 o'clock at night
     
  2. #2 AZBLAZER420, Mar 16, 2011
    Walking your past your school smoking a bowl when you just ditched.
     
  3. #3 jlear3, Mar 16, 2011
    in a cop cars horrible idea, but my worst was smoking on some random road i didnt know, then turned out to be in the middle of the court system then needed to find my out as i was trippin lmao
     
  4. #4 Zippoweed, Mar 16, 2011
    hahaha that's gold, I love hearing stuff like that
     
  5. #5 exile54, Mar 16, 2011
    haha shit do NOT smoke in someones driveway because you think they are snowbirds.
    when 2 little old people walk out to your car as you hot box, it gets awkward..

    alsooo please please PLEEEASE do not smoke in a tree at night, who would have known blowing smoke around randomly would stir up the bees and drive them in a frenzy.. :[
     
  6. #6 th3_chr0nic, Mar 16, 2011
    Use your own discretion. This thread is pointless, especially in seasoned tokers.

    How about never anywhere besides a house or other private dwelling.
     
  7. #7 Area 11, Mar 16, 2011
    Then wtf is the point of smoking if all your gonna do is sit there?
     
  8. #8 th3_chr0nic, Mar 16, 2011

    Oh yeah the part where I said I just sit there...
     
  9. #9 jedus, Mar 16, 2011
    - Behind church's, alot of priests where I live actually live at or near the church, I've had to bail on the pipe more once because of this back in the day,

    Oops. :(
     
  10. #10 wolfmansbrother, Mar 16, 2011
    back parking lot of my local police station. not a great idea at the time, but i was feeling ballsy
     
  11. #11 ThatChronicBuzz, Mar 16, 2011
    Baked out a parking garage elevator once...doors opened to half a dozen angry commuters
     
  12. #12 when, Mar 16, 2011
    fire exits in shopping centres.
     
  13. #13 SkippyC, Mar 16, 2011
    One time i was urban exploring in this building and i just lit my bowl and was looking around only to see a camera spiked up in a corner. Turns out that the building isn't abandoned just two really big black guys came up from a basement and started walking towards me. I booked it the fuck outta there and then finished my bowl. ^^
     
  14. #14 Sexy Goat, Mar 16, 2011
    Public. Unless it's a hiking trail or something that's not in town.
    You never know when there's an off-duty Police Officer out for a stroll to get you in shit.
     
  15. #15 mushroomsatsuji, Mar 16, 2011
    On the road has been a very unlucky place for me.
     
  16. #16 ObamasBong, Mar 16, 2011
    in front of a smoke alarm
     
  17. #17 nb790, Mar 16, 2011

    i always wanted to do this in my previous college's new parking structure!!! haha never got around to it, i always had a house to toke in... but some day.. :devious::smoke:
     
  18. #18 HaT, Mar 16, 2011
    In a ditch with cps being about 100 ft away :(
     
  19. #19 th3_chr0nic, Mar 16, 2011

    Since so many people seem to "like" this post, I suppose I'll address it more specifically. When you are smoking in a car, what are you doing? Just sitting there. How about smoking at a school? Oh yeah, just sitting there. At a house? Sitting there with food, drink, TV, music, internet, peace of mind etc. Once I'm done smoking I'm free to go where I please. Sounds better than a waste of gas "burn ride" or some dumb high school shit.

    Let's move on. What is the point of smoking in your own words? Sounds pretty fucking stupid huh? What is it, to have fun? How about those medical users? Still for fun? Point is, you can't tell somebody what the point of smoking is. I have been smoking for years and my usage and reasons for doing it have changed with time.

    Now go hit a little dry piece in an alley while I rip some beautiful glass in the comfort of my living room.
     
  20. #20 Nutrition Facts, Mar 16, 2011
    next to a leaky propane tank
     
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