Pizza Theory

Discussion in 'High Ideas' started by Blueschew, Apr 23, 2012.

  1. What if Pizza Hut is just a bar for pizzas. Then they get really drunk and you end up paying their cab fare... Thought of this while really stoned about a year ago.
     
  2. French fry banana canon
     
  3. Haha and the chefs just pose as bartenders to get the pizzas drunk enough to actually want to take a cab to the place where they will be eaten. GENIUS!!!
     

  4. But wouldn't that actually make them pimps, since they earn money off the pizzas?

    They're taking advantage of those poor defenseless pizzas.
     
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