just felt like telling this story that happeend to me like a few weeks ago... i was baked as fuck.. like FRIED and i decided to call dominos and order a pizza, go figure. well while i was on the phone it was quite obvious to tell how fucked up i was cuz my voice changes a lot and i act like the typical stoner u see in movies... so i told the guy what i wanted and then he starts reading all this shit trying to sell my hotwings and pasta and all that crap. he then asks any of that sound good? im all yeah dude im high as fuck it all sounds amazing but the pizza is enough. he then instantly said can you hold on a sec sir? i started getting paranoid like he was calling the cops or something lol! he finally came back and said it'd be about 40 mins. so i wait...thinking maybe cops will arrive.. i was all paranoid.... then i get a call that the pizza guy is on the driveway so i stealthily walk out front and see that it indeed is a dominos pizza guy... i walk up to him and get my pizza and he asks "wanna blaze a bowl in my car?" hahahahaa. so i was like wtf sure! we sat in his car and smoked 2 bowls of ak47 which he supplied.... was some trippy shit! and to think i thought cops were coming...instead i get blazed by the motha fuckin pizza boy. best delivery ever....
forreal dude he even gave me his # and said call him and he can get me $6 large pizzas... the lil shit never answers or calls me back though lol
i used to get smoked out when i delivered. never smoked out anyone though. cool pizza guy get his name and request him next time. hit him back with a bong rip. might have a good new friend or possibly a good hookup.