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Pissing into a Cup

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by The Last Master, May 4, 2011.

  1. #1 The Last Master, May 4, 2011
    So I might have to get drug tested, I still havent gotten the interview, and its a company thats starting up locally, the interview will most likely be today.

    Last time I smoked was monday night, ofcourse Ima piss hot if I don't do anything about it. Local headshop sells a 5 day detox, and If I feel I have time to do that I will.

    But are there any immediate solutions that can help me piss clean today if needed?
     
  2. #2 Sparaggie, May 4, 2011
    Most of the detox kits don't work, it's just a marketing scheme. I'd advise you to drink a bunch of water and cranberry juice. Go to a sauna and sweat it out for a few hours, take a few B-vitamins, and pray you don't have to piss.
    I was on probation for a long time so I know what it's like.
    Good luck!
     
  3. #3 The Last Master, May 4, 2011
    ^already praying! :laughing:
     
  4. #4 coehsp, May 4, 2011
    synthetic urine or someone elses...

    its really hard to beat nature
     
  5. #5 nick7362, May 4, 2011
    sonnes #7, drink lots of water, and excersize.any detox shit will work if you excersise every say. people fail tests bc they dont do shit and their body doesnt get rid of THC bc those people lazy as fuck, but I have used sonnes #7 and been clear in 5 days ( i made sure to sweat profusely every day)
     
  6. #6 The Last Master, May 4, 2011
    I won't know whats sup till the interview, so hopefully all goes well and i won't have to, but if I find out I have to, i'll atleast have a time line.
     
  7. #7 BananaPants, May 4, 2011
    Chances are, if you do have to piss, it will be that day. If they said "Oh yeah, we need you to take a drug test, how does taking it in sayyy... 5 days sound?" Wouldn't that kind of defeat the purpose?
     
  8. #8 tuchaka, May 4, 2011
    why not just get the synthetic urine stuff ?
     
  9. #9 nick7362, May 4, 2011
    ^^^ shouldnt be hard to smuggle just take it to waist/beltline even ur dick if u want
     
  10. #10 Nichevo, May 4, 2011
    Could you imagine if you used the synthetic urine and it turned out to be positive? :smoke:
     
  11. #11 coehsp, May 5, 2011
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    That would suck I would be pissed...I used it once before and it worked for me tho. :smoke:
     
  12. #12 bobby82, May 5, 2011
    or "nigguh tryna use fake pee":smoke:
     
  13. #13 Mrmarijuana, May 5, 2011

    killed it. :smoke:
     

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