So we all know when you gotta go.....you gotta go! So it's 5 a.m. and dark as a motherfooker and I gotta piss. I get up from a nice sleep to unleash the beast. I enter the bathroom but I decide to leave the light off because I hate the feeling of being blinded by the bright light right after getting up. So I start my business and hear liquid hitting liquid and all is well until it was liquid hitting....solid. I think to myself "OH SHIT" I am spraying all over the seat so I try to adjust and correct my aim. I enter new coordinates but it's a total miss I DID NOT SINK YOUR BATTLESHIP....I start feeling droplets on my ankle being dispersed from my piss hitting the floor So I basically say fuck it, turn on the light, and finish my piss without missing And that is the start of my day! (Don't worry though, the piss was cleaned up after my miscalculations) The funny thing is, urinating in the dark is worse than temporarily being blinded by the bathroom light......because I couldn't see shit! I had to rely on my "6th peeing in the dark sense". We all have those right?
i piss in the dark no problem. just make sure the seat is up. if i were to piss on the seat though, my girl would flip the fuck out. which is understandable.
I have an irregular stream (NOT EVEN TROLLING) my mom probably shouldn't have used a moyle from 1-800-moyle (ONCE AGAIN, NOT TROLLING) so if I'm peeing in the dark, or in bright lights... i'm spraying all over the fucking place
[quote name='"NutsLikeKngKong"']the worst is when you wake up to pee with a rager[/quote] I have barely any more room to back up... I'm about to start sitting on the counter and pissing from there.