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Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by RedBull13, Jun 12, 2012.

  1. #1 RedBull13, Jun 12, 2012
    God its 1 in the morning and my step dad wont go to sleep and i cant smoke until he does so if it gets to late i wont even be able to tonight god so how long will you have to be awake for it to be worth you smoking
     
  2. #2 *guest, Jun 12, 2012
    Smoke anyway.

    If he knocks on your door, whip out your dick and pretend to be masturbating. He'll leave pretty quick.


    ...probably, anyway.
     
  3. #3 RedBull13, Jun 12, 2012
    He's in the room next to me and if he needs to go pissed or anything he'll walk in to use mine and he'll proabaly smell it
     
  4. #4 ZipperedKittens, Jun 12, 2012
    Just wait till tomorrow and light up twice as much, it isnt that big a deal, plus it ain't worth getting caught bro.
     
  5. #5 DJ ChRoNiC, Jun 12, 2012
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    Ah, sarcasm at its finest. :ey:

    All jokes aside, just get a vaporizer so next time you wont have to worry about him sleeping and blow it through a smoke buddy.
     
  6. #6 Kush93, Jun 12, 2012
    Buy EMERGENCY BROWNIES just for these types of situations
     
  7. #7 TheRandomSanta, Jun 12, 2012
    go to sleep. dont risk getting caught. i only smoke at night when everything is "safe". my parents are at the other side of the house, so i can basically smoke every night.
     
  8. #8 DurbanPoison, Jun 12, 2012
    Is the art of sploof making extinct these days? Haha. Then again, that was three quarters of a decade ago. So probably? :p
     
  9. #9 *guest, Jun 12, 2012



    I'm of the opinion that sploofs (in a house, with your parents) don't necessarily hide as much as we think they do.

    The few times I smoked at home, I took maybe one or two hits, capped it off immediately so there was no extra smoke, exhaled into a sploof that even went into a garbage bag.

    Mom knew I was smoking all along.

    They always fucking know. We don't give parents enough credit. :p
     
  10. #10 guest/banned, Jun 12, 2012
    Pissed off enough to get your own place?
    Pissed off enough to buy a vape (some of them hardly smell like smoking)?
    Pissed off enough to go outside?

    Or just pissed off enough to make a thread about it :smoke:
     
  11. #11 RedBull13, Jun 12, 2012
    I know how to make sploofs but thet dont cover enough smell and it was more of a if he walks in situation not smell
     
  12. #12 Javarius Reptar, Jun 12, 2012
    Op just blow the smoke out the window, there won't be enough smoke left in the room for him to smell it with your door closed and just play a movie on netflix or some music.
    If you're afraid of him walking in just get your weed loaded in your pipe or whatever and have everything chilling under the covers, keep the weed in a jar or bag tho so you don't lose it under there!
     
  13. #13 Gryphonics, Jun 12, 2012
    Take one-hitter snappers and ghost it.
     
  14. #14 ZionLion2, Jun 12, 2012
    yeah, one hitters and sploofs are key to keeping smell down. However, snag some melatonin for the nights when you can't sleep, it is a natural sleep aid that helps get me through those nights when I cant smoke for whatever reason.
     

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