So this pirate is not feeling well and decides to go see his doctor and find out what's going on. doctor runs his tests, comes back and says 'Well look you seem pretty good to me, the only thing I found weird was that you had a steering wheel in your pants...' 'Arrr doctor that's it!! it's been drivin' me nuts all day! what you got?
So these two olives walk into a bar, sit down, order a few drinks, and procede to get somewhat wasted. The first olive says to the second, i have to use the bathroom. As he is getting off his stool, he slips in some spilled beer and takes a nasty fall. The second olive quickly asks him "Are you okay?" First olive replies, "Olive!"