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Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by NickCannonFTW, Apr 3, 2011.

  1. #1 NickCannonFTW, Apr 3, 2011
    What are your favourite parts and quotes from the greatest stoner film?
     
  2. #2 MarleyIsaLegend, Apr 3, 2011
    Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes and thirteen seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel? "Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah."
     
  3. #3 DriftingApart, Apr 3, 2011
    Saul: It's like if you took that Blue Oyster shit I gave you last week and then that crazy African Kush I had that one time--and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light shit I had and that Red shit I had made a baby. And by some crazy miracle, those two babies got together, and fucked--this would be it!
    Dale Denton: [smells the marijuana] Oh, Wow. This is the product of baby fucking
     
  4. #4 KushSmokaa, Apr 3, 2011
    why the fuck is this in the apprentice tokers section? honestly.
     
  5. #5 nwduckbutter, Apr 3, 2011

    they're pups... they'll learn someday..
     
  6. #6 GutteralShiva, Apr 3, 2011
    To be honest I liked that movie after watching it stoned once or twice, now I think it's just terrible. And I think the majority would agree that the greatest stoner film of all time is either Dazed & Confused or Up in Smoke.
     
  7. #7 The stoner man, Apr 3, 2011
    By far the dopest dope I have ever smoked.

    The monkeys out of the bottle.
     
  8. #8 mast3rmind, Apr 3, 2011
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    "I should be kickin' his fuckin' teeth in! I look like hamburglar, and the elephant man!"

    "I'm up in here tryin' to get a mutha-fuckin' Scholarship!"

    My favorite character is Red and The dude that was hit with the coffee pot.

    "Chill man i'm boilin some eggs over here" "Do you know what today is?" "This is my cat's birthday today"

    "he Died 3 months ago so now who's the funny guy?"
     
  9. #9 Lyndon, Apr 3, 2011
    "Fuck the police."
     

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