Yesterday was the first day of school. There was a girl from Russia in one of my classes that kept looking over at me. I would smile back, and I tried to talk to her after class but had to talk to the professor. So I talked to a friend and learned how to say "You are very beautiful" in Russian. I'm going to introduce myself before class tomorrow and whisper it in her ear, Pimp? Yes/No?
You might want to double check that your friend didn't actually tell you how to say, "I have red spots on my testicles," or something
That's more romantic than anything... not quite enough to bring you into the realm of pimpdom. Maybe if you sang a Russian love song to her over the school intercom. Maybe.
+rep for that one, Durch. Anyhow, tell us the results when you do say, "I have red bumps on my dick." to her.