So I am trying to sleep right now but there is a fuking evil genius fly trying to pick a fight with me. I am not joking. The war started earlier this evening in the bathroom I tried to kill a fly on the wall with a towel. I did not get it and the fly retreated to cover, apparently in my bedroom. I am now laying in bed, and those first two paragraphs took 5 minutes to write because this fly keeps interrupting me. When I turn te light off, the fly lands on my face. I've slapped myself twice already because of this. Then the fly starts going for body shots I guess till I turn the light on. When I turn the lights on, the fly is nowhere to be found. Or won't get close enough to me to kill. This is pissig me off. I'm gonna try turning the light off again now.
I know this sounds crazy. But have you everhad a fly landing on your face while your trying to sleep. It sucks. I think he chilled out though.. Or is waiting for me to fall asleep
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I read this a "Pieces of Shit Fly." lol Is it weird that I'm a little disappointed now that I've come to understand that it's just about a fly annoying the op?
It's just like this piece of shit spider I tried to kill him he ran...I wake up and he's crawling on me fucker and look how small he is He's the tiny brown speck towards the top right fucker
So a made it through the night. The fly left me alone as far as I know. I wouldn't be surprised if the damn thing flew up my nose or some shit. I haven't seen it yet today.
This has happened to me before. They always land on my face while sleeping. ALWAYS. And the buzzing is MADENING. It was like a dark tale of edgar allen poe or something. What I did to fix it was put a strong blowing fan on me. They will no longer be able to land on you.
Towel snap that greasy dirty bastard with a dish towel, it's awesome as fuck, there's one flying around my place for like 3 days now and I can't get it, it knows it's being hunted. My girlfriend is very impressed with my towel snap fly kills when I hunt them, it gets the bitches man I'm telling you.
Yeah I thought this was something to do with actual shit flying through the air or something. My mind jumps to crazy conclusions sometimes.
Once this happened to me, except I ended up eating the fly. Never, EVER, open your mouth to yawn when there is a fly about.
Day 57: I still havent slept since i first met this pesky bastard. He keeps ducking for cover when I try to get a shot off at him. Im running low on food I might need to call in for some backup in the next week or so. Shit here he comes, i'll report back whenever i can.
OP I can help you. I had a similar situation at work the other day. And I exterminated it with extreme prejudice. A fly was flying around me whilst I ate a granola bar of sorts. I got up to go do something and when I came back, the fly was on one end of my granola bar, having a feast. I said fuck that, and I picked up my granola bar and threw away the piece it was sitting on. Then I waited for it to come back. A few moments later it lands on the wall near me so I pick up a rubber band that was nearby and slowly made my way real close to it. At first I shot the rubber band at it like a gun (stretching the rubber band from my pinky around my thumb to my index finger) because it looks cooler. I hit it but it only stunned it temporarily, as the rubber band didn't have enough force to kill it. Of course it came back to provoke me. So this time, I snuck up to it and I pulled the rubber band back as far as it would go. And I shot the sh!t out of it from less than 12 inches away. It was a direct hit and it happened too quickly for it to even think to fly away. It fell to the floor and I couldn't find it after. All that was left was blood and guts on the wall where it landed, and the rubber band. I discarded the murder weapon and went about my day. TLDR: Invest in some rubber bands.