Pickup Line

Discussion in 'General' started by Contrid, Oct 23, 2008.

  1. I usually don't do this (pickup lines) but this one seemed appropriately funny at first thought. I'm seriously considering to try this out. :)

    You : "Have you ever had sex in the shower?"

    You could probably make it sound more civil if you wanted to. Now if you ask a girl this, she's either in or out. Meaning, if you don't get smacked, laughed at or rejected but rather get an honest, straightforward answer from this question, you are most likely home free.

    Person : "No, I haven't, why?"

    OR

    Person : "Yes, I have, why?"

    To the first answer you could respond with.

    You : "Its good fun. Would you like me to show you?"

    Or to the second answer.

    You : "Its a good thing you know how. Would you show me?"

    Sounds silly but I have a good feeling that it could work. Excuse me but I'm stoned out of my mind. Do you have any unrealistically funny lines you could share?
     
  2. sorry to burst your bubble but i have a bad feeling about that line
     
  3. wait... seriously?
     

  4. haha, fair enough. please elaborate. any suggestions? :)
     
  5. Yeah.

    I'm gunna go ahead and give you a big noooo for that one.

    Do not want that in my pick up line list...

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    -AFD
     
  6. not a chance
     
  7. yeah. don't use a line.


    i'm gonna be honest: i think lines only work for ridiculously charming and goodlooking guys...because it's like, why the hell would he need a line

    suggestions: something along the lines of "Hello"

    and if you want a good conversation starter, comment about something on the girl, like when i was standing in the grocery line today some dude noticed the food in my cart and asked me if i was throwing a party and blah blah blah.... convo initiated.
     

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