Pickle Slicer

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Jun 17, 2002.

  1. Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashamed. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
    "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
    "Oh, Bill, you didn't."
    "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?"
    "I got fired."
    "And what happened with the pickle slicer?"
    "Oh...she got fired too."

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