pick up lines

Discussion in 'General' started by Huey_Freeman, Jul 29, 2013.

  1. #1 Huey_Freeman, Jul 29, 2013
    Post your best pick up lines, and whether they have prevailed or not.
    I'll start,

    ''Aye girl if you were a booger I'd pick you first.''

    This line has been surprisingly successful at breaking the ice. It either gets a chuckle or a "I-cant-believe-how-corny-that-was" stare
     
  2. #2 Crispy21, Jul 29, 2013
    I dont think a pickup line has worked in 30 years.
     
  3. #3 StonedBatman, Jul 29, 2013
    "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
     
  4. #4 Sparkwolf, Jul 29, 2013
    Roses are red, violets are blue, does this rag, smell like chloroform to you?
     
  5. #5 Huey_Freeman, Jul 29, 2013
    Well they say that trends repeat themselves every 20-30 years. Maybe it's time for pick up lines to make a come back
     
  6. #6 kayakush, Jul 29, 2013
    you got (insert ethicinity here) in you?  do u want some?
     
  7. #7 Deleted member 638051, Jul 29, 2013
    All pick up lines are corny. That's what makes them work.
     
    Pretty hair, beautiful eyes, you smell really nice, cute whatever.....
     
    Believe it or not, "you have a nice neck" got me a ride home with a waitress at Denny's one time. 
     
  8. #8 Crispy21, Jul 29, 2013
    Damn i hope so.
     
  9. #9 PercolatingPrince, Jul 29, 2013
    baby you must be a broom, cuz you swept me off my feet yaaaa diggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg :yay:
     
  10. #10 Deleted member 638051, Jul 29, 2013
    Stick with me, baby. I'll have you piss'n through silk panties in no time!
     
  11. #11 StonedGamerGuy, Jul 29, 2013
    The word of the day is legs, why dont you come to my place and spread the word?

    Got in trouble for saying that in school way back when....
     
  12. #12 Mister Meaner, Jul 29, 2013
    Sorry I don't remember your name, but I'm pretty sure we went to different schools together.
     
  13. #13 TheLastRebel, Jul 29, 2013
    Pickup lines suck, and i would honestly feel embarrassed if i ever used one
     
  14. #14 Gixerboy, Jul 29, 2013
    That dress looks becoming on you.

    If I were on you I'd becoming 2
     
  15. #15 HBGBUB, Jul 29, 2013
    If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?

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