pick up lines

Discussion in 'General' started by Huey_Freeman, Jul 29, 2013.

  1. Post your best pick up lines, and whether they have prevailed or not.
    I'll start,

    ''Aye girl if you were a booger I'd pick you first.''

    This line has been surprisingly successful at breaking the ice. It either gets a chuckle or a "I-cant-believe-how-corny-that-was" stare

     
  2. I dont think a pickup line has worked in 30 years.
     
  3. "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
     
  4. Roses are red, violets are blue, does this rag, smell like chloroform to you?
     
  5. Well they say that trends repeat themselves every 20-30 years. Maybe it's time for pick up lines to make a come back
     
  6. you got (insert ethicinity here) in you?  do u want some?
     
  7. All pick up lines are corny. That's what makes them work.
     
    Pretty hair, beautiful eyes, you smell really nice, cute whatever.....
     
    Believe it or not, "you have a nice neck" got me a ride home with a waitress at Denny's one time. 
     
  8. Damn i hope so.
     
  9. baby you must be a broom, cuz you swept me off my feet yaaaa diggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg :yay:
     
  10. Stick with me, baby. I'll have you piss'n through silk panties in no time!
     
  11. The word of the day is legs, why dont you come to my place and spread the word?

    Got in trouble for saying that in school way back when....
     
  12. Sorry I don't remember your name, but I'm pretty sure we went to different schools together.
     
  13. Pickup lines suck, and i would honestly feel embarrassed if i ever used one
     
  14. That dress looks becoming on you.

    If I were on you I'd becoming 2
     
  15. If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?

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