pick up lines??

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Tastytrichomes, Apr 16, 2013.

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  1. #21 Tastytrichomes, Apr 17, 2013
    "i've never had shitdick before, wanna be my first?"
     
  2. #22 neverwouldguess, Apr 17, 2013

    This one. Yes, yes a thousand times YES! lol
     
  3. #23 Bluntzilla420, Apr 17, 2013
    I like the cum line
     
  4. #24 lovesbabies, Apr 17, 2013
    do you like hot dogs?
    *whips out fully erect penis*
    suck on mine
     
  5. #25 HotFuckingTuna, Apr 17, 2013
    Hey is that a mirror in ur pocket? Cause I can see myself in ur pants ;););)
     
  6. #26 iAmBetty, Apr 17, 2013
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    "You." *points*

    That's all I need.
     
  7. #27 Kris Benwa, Apr 17, 2013
    Say "You gon' get this work" then her pants will fly off or just whip your schlang out and she'll know what to do with it
     
  8. #28 Dr.Weed, Apr 18, 2013
    "Is that a mirror in ur pocket? Cuz i can see myself in ur pants."

    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


    yours are good too OP, you should be turning vaginas into bowls of chile in no time.
     
  9. #29 BabyGrass, Apr 18, 2013
    'Excuse me, miss, I don't want to waste your time so I'm gonna be direct. I would really like to have sex with you. Would you like to go with me tonight?'
     
  10. #30 Armidillo, Apr 18, 2013
    Change "direct" with "erect" and you've got a guaranteed leg opener.
     
  11. #31 underahoneymoon, Apr 18, 2013
    Can I put it in your butt?
     
  12. #32 Armidillo, Apr 18, 2013
    You can put whatever you want in my butt.
     
  13. #33 Broses, Apr 18, 2013
    even a branch of an oak tree?
     
  14. #34 Armidillo, Apr 18, 2013
    Definitely a branch of an oak tree.
     
  15. #35 Broses, Apr 18, 2013
    Im in.
     
  16. #36 Armidillo, Apr 18, 2013
    You mean the oak tree's in ;)
     
  17. #37 davidtokehead, Apr 18, 2013
    just be yourself, you dont need pick-up lines, shit i have chicks trying to get at this, but im know by many as being very classy and old fashion, so i keep them on the chase, cuz im not like those swag fags
     
  18. #38 Spaz Boy, Apr 19, 2013
    "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
     
  19. #39 Tastytrichomes, Apr 19, 2013
    come on bro, that one never works
     
  20. #40 Jammin Greenz, Apr 19, 2013
    I tell women with sandals, that they're shoes are untied. They look down and hilarity ensues.:eek:
     
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