Pick-Up Lines for getting a girl

You just gotta have a confident charm, then you can say anything. seriously.

not really seriously, don't pull the nice shoes one

 

You turn my software into hardware

 

guuul you so fine i would marry yo brotha just to be in yo family.

 

gurl you make my caterpie go metapod

 

Girl I wish you were my shin so I could bang you on my coffee table...

I'm no weatherman but I can predict more than a couple inches tonight

 

I like your fuck wanna flip flop

 

Do u have a mirror in ur pants? Because I can see myself in them!

 

Wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

I wanna wear you like a feed bag.

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in.



If these dont work for you, then just give up.

 

Is that a keg in your pocket cause I'd like to tap that ass

 

Do you work on a chicken farm? cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

 

Get in the van, bitch.

 

YOU. finish your father/son rape story!

 

Is your dad a terrorist?

because you're the bomb

 

better yet, my dads a terrorist. get in the van, i have a bomb. girls like to be a l,ittle scared trust me

 

ayoooooooo bitch.




hey

 

Heres my infamous pickup line- Get on your knees and suck my dick bitch!
Haha but for real I dont use pickup lines I just go with the flow

 

haha i'll have to try it

 

Are you wearing space pants?
Because that ass is out of this world.

 

i pull out

 

if i flip a quarter whats the chances i get head


im a math major, im good with numbers. why dont you give me yours?