Pick Up Line Thread

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by HelpDesk, Feb 7, 2011.

  1. #1 HelpDesk, Feb 7, 2011
    Let's hear some pick up lines GC!

    Some are cheesy, some are witty, some are just plain retarded! Let's hear em all!
    My personal favorites are:

    1. If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity
    2. I like the way you move, like butter on a bald monkey
    3. You're like a dictionary... You add meaning to my life.
    4. Life without you is like a broken pencil... Pointless.
    5. 7 inches.

    I never actually use pick up lines... That's dumb lol But i still like hearing em :)
     
  2. #2 sativaspitfuck, Feb 7, 2011
    Hey, does this cloth smell like cloriphoam to you? (I probably spelt that wrong :()
     
  3. #3 Guest, Feb 8, 2011
    Do you spit or swallow.............. your chewing gum?
     
  4. #4 Irishchoctaw, Feb 8, 2011
    Yarr, I got the white whale you've been searchin' forrr. *points at crotch*
     
  5. #5 Annicus, Feb 8, 2011
    Going anywhere special? .....I could change that.

    Are you comming or going, or coming then going, or coming and staying?
     
  6. #6 abouttodeletethis, Feb 8, 2011
    Are you an interior decorator? Because I have a boner.
     
  7. #7 HelpDesk, Feb 10, 2011
    "Hey, nice shoes.... Wanna fuck?"
     
  8. #8 marcul, Feb 10, 2011
    What winks and fucks like a tiger?

    ..


    ;)
     
  9. #9 Fryman, Feb 10, 2011
    this one has worked the only time I used it.

    girl - what kind of car do you drive?

    me - vw golf

    girl - o thats cute

    me - ya i dont need to compensate for anything so a truck isnt necessary


    5 min later in bed for 1 of 2 times that night ;)
     
  10. #10 PunkSamurai, Feb 10, 2011
    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see me in your pants.
     
  11. #11 BuffaloSoljah, Feb 10, 2011
    lol i drive a golf, i'll be using that.
     

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