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Perfect/Ideal Dealer

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by RollinGanja, Oct 25, 2012.

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  1. #1 RollinGanja, Oct 25, 2012
    So tell me GC, I want to know what's your idea of a prefect dealer? One that would make you go back every time for whatever reason, big, or small! If you have a that special somebody already, what makes them so great to you?
     
  2. #2 PeruvianDank, Oct 25, 2012
    Ya called?
     
  3. #3 Mithrandir, Oct 25, 2012
    A dispensary would be my ideal dealer. Variety in strains, hashes, oils, edibles, etc. Selection is what I crave! Too bad I live in fucking alberta.
     
  4. #4 riverroadjack, Oct 25, 2012
    cooks breakfast for me, doesnt mind letting me hold weight for free, is a attractive female, etc etc
     
  5. #5 THCdelta11, Oct 25, 2012
    a hot chick who is single

    is interested to chill when not doing buisness
    invites me into their house

    reliable
    someone who delivers fairly quickly
    lets me sample before I buy
    scales in front of me
     
  6. #6 kush Herbivore, Oct 25, 2012
    the perfect dealer is one that is never dry and always have the same choices of good pif. unfortunatly i haven't found him yet
     
  7. #7 Tree Of Life, Oct 25, 2012
    Quality bud
    Decent prices
    Chill dude
    Hooks you up
    Gives you deals
     
  8. #8 fearandloath, Oct 25, 2012
    Cool dude
    Is never dry
    Quality bud
    Good prices
    Not sketchy and paranoid
    Will meet you places
    Always on time
     
  9. #9 Crispy21, Oct 25, 2012
    A dealer that lets me get weed from her in exchange for sex. Wow, imagine that.
     
  10. #10 orangegrovekush, Oct 25, 2012
    a hot stoner chick that has

    Dank bud
    has atleast 4 strains
    Always has bud
    Weighs bud in front of me
    Decent price
    lets me try a sample of anything new they get that is my perfect dealer ive always fuckin wanted doesnt have to be a chick even if it was some chill stoner dude id be happy but a chick would be better anyway since i never foundmy dealer i am my own dealer.
     
  11. #11 PsychedelicPurg, Oct 25, 2012

    Crazy, same with me.
     
  12. #12 freshjays23, Oct 25, 2012
    okay, basically the dude from grandmas boy. hes really trippy, always has some weird ass cool ass shit goin on! grows his own dank and you can pick from his personal strains. will drive up to my house, come in, throw down on an hour long smoke sesh, then go pick up munchies. also, has a fuckin lion that can smoke bud!
     
  13. #13 xx king, Oct 25, 2012
    As far as the business side:
    Good Selection of Strains
    Delivers or Lives in Nice Neighborhood
    Good Prices
    Is Never Dry
    Always Hits me up when new shipment comes in
    Has Hash/Oil/Edibles

    Extra:
    Hooks you up
    Chill Guy
    Lets you Sample
     
  14. #14 D Shaden, Oct 25, 2012
    Someone who's sacks always weigh out good, they are always around and never dry. And flame bud of course :) Can't really ask for anything better than that, dealers have lives too!
     
  15. #15 kush100, Oct 25, 2012
    trustworthy
    doesn't act like they don't care if they sell to you or not
    sometimes puts extra in a bag
    gets great shit for good prices
    will smoke with you
    will deliver or meet
    never dry
    lives close
    notification of the newest product
     
  16. #16 SmokingSomeErb, Oct 25, 2012
    dank buds
    a few different kinds
    friendly enough to smoke with me
    has other drugs i want
    hooks me up
    is reliable, every time i need, he or she always has what i need.
    likes driving out to me.
    always weighs it out in front of me

    that would be my perfect dealer. i pretty much have this right now :laughing: except i am on probation until January 3rd 2013 but not long to go :)
    i am really good friends with 2 dealers both are my hommies
     
  17. #17 headwoundharry, Oct 25, 2012
    Shit I started out with a girl and ended up with a girlfriend. Now I go to my dude and he always over weighs, and dude gives variety bags. Even more perfect is he smokes what strains he has before we buy any. Best prices too.
     
  18. #18 Burnitup1, Oct 26, 2012

    My dealers a guy and if he ever says that... i'd probably knock him into next week. :poke:
     
  19. #19 apexdre, Oct 26, 2012
    I think I already have one. He meets you, sack is always on point. Cuts me a good deal every now and then. And best of all his shit is FUCKING DANK. He has never let me down as far as the herb goes and also he told me to call him whenever. I've woken him up before and he was happy I did! I thought he would be pissed lol. I could get other shit from him but I'm not that hardcore :p
     
  20. #20 paintballmyst, Oct 26, 2012
    Hot girl
    Scales in front of me
    Offers samples
    Chills with me


    ^^^ I have this :)
     
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