People Are Crazy As Fuck

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by michganman, Sep 4, 2014.

  1. I had the craziest experience this morning. My day started normal and I had not the slightest clue I'd end up fearing for my life.
    I woke up, threw some clothes on and hopped in my car. I had to run to the local garden store to get a couple things for my outdoor grow. I got to the store grabbed my stuff and left. I hopped I the highway to head home. I'm driving along in the left lane going 75 and I come up on this car going 65 in front of me. We all know that shit is annoying as fuck. I wasn't even riding this guys ass, I was probably 3 car lengths away. He finally gets over one lane and I pass him. As I go by I see this guy is fucking pissed and he gives me the finger. I'm like wtf, ok?? And I give him the finger back and keep going. After about another mile I get off the expressway.
    I pull up to the light and wait to make a left turn, I see this guy coming up behind me in my lane. He's making gestures for me to pull over screaming "fuck you" and things like that out the window. I'm like is this guy serious?!?! I make my left Turn and hit another light and he's still behind me. This time he jumps out of his car and sprints up to mine. I seen him coming so I rolled my window up till about an inch open and locked my doors. Let me take the time to describe this guy. He was probably 6'3 and 250+ lbs and extremely muscular. He had this crazy look in his eyes, the look that says I'll rip off your head and shit down your throat. Genetics hasn't been as kind to me at 5'9 155 lbs lol.
    So I'm kinda freaking, I just had a baby a little bit ago and the last thing I want to do is fight this guy(get murdered by him). The light turns green after a few minutes and I floor it. He runs back and floors it after me. Unfortunately my car had 3100 motor and his was a 3800. He caught up and started trying to run me off the road. He got in front of me and slammed on the breaks repeatedly. He was literally trying to kill me. This went on for a half hour. I know what you're thinking, I probably should of called the cops. I didn't feel like he could get me as long as I stayed in the car, I thought he'd get bored and calm down and leave. I kept circling these 4 roads. Unfortunately I got stuck again at a light but this time I left room in front of me to take a curb hop if I had to.
    At some point I realized I had a huge hunting knife in my car and unsheathed it and laid it in my lap. He sprinted up to my car again and started beating on my window still screaming he's going to kill me. This time I give him a little crazy of my own and start screaming I'm going to stab him in his throat. This had the opposite effect I wanted and only infuriated him. I hop the curb and floor it around the traffic and so does he. By now I see this guy is a fucking mental case and given the chance he's going to fucking kill me. Although I had been avoiding my house this hole time, my ar15 in my garage is looking really fucking good right now.
    I floor it going 90 in a 45 all the way to my neighborhood ready to protect myself and slaughter this fucking psycho. Then just like that, he kept driving. When I turned into my neighborhood he just kept going. I couldn't believe it. I was literally shaking thinking I'm going to put a bullet in this guy. It was both our lucky days. We both could of ended up dead. Just ignore people that try to bait you into road rage. You never know what kind of crazy fuck is behind the wheel. Sorry this is so long winded
     
  2. Crazy! Good thing you're armed now though.
     
  3. Ctfu man I'm sorry to hear that, that would of been crazy. Good thing u didn't have to result to possibly killing someone. Lol woulda sucked if u tried stabbing him n he somehow overpowered u and got the knife would of been crazy
     
  4. I carry a 45 & a grade 3 vest i would shot 4 warning shots and floored it

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  5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyN3IKLGkR8
     
  6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXwRgnZ990I&feature=youtube_gdata_player



    My favorite crazy guy :lol:
     
  7. My favorite part is the end....

    ***rips shirt open***

    im not gonna raise my voice! Because im committed to the lord.........

    Long pause.


    I love you

    :laughing:
     
  8. Crazy story man! good to hear you are alright, he was dedicated in pissing you off!
     
  9. Good thing you didn't have to kill him over wanting to keep his slow ass in the twerking lane!




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  10. Warning shots aka you missed and now they might not


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  11. pepper spray and an electro-bastard ray {taser} is something you will always find handy in my car. i am also a proud owner of a CCW here in Nevada so i ride with an S&W 40.. the pepper spray is great and it typically works within in a milisecond or two. the taser however is something you can torture the pour unfortunate bastard by hitting the trigger over and over again. he will go from mad to crying like a little baby and begging you to stop in 1 second flat. make sure you use them both every month or so to keep up the familiarity with the two nonlethal weapons. nothing like having someone disarm you and anal rape you with your own tools of self defense.
     
    you should have busted your camera out and got photos / video of that guy acting like a fucking psycho as well. that is the kind of situation that can end up with you being horrible hurt or dead. there is no way i would let anyone stand in the welfare of my family. no fucking way. always get pics or vid of what was going on...always! :metal:
     
    PS..
    here is a link to my hand gun. damn that weapon is ace!
    http://www.smith-wesson.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Product4_750001_750051_766221_-1_757955_757781_757781_ProductDisplayErrorView_Y
     
  12. #13 Alaric, Sep 11, 2014
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    Next time someone gets out of the car and charges you in an unprovoked road rage and you are in a 2500+ lb vehicle, consider using the vehicle as a weapon against them when they are on foot.
     
  13. That's nice S&W 40.cal SD holder here with 14 n the clip one in the Dome. I love it
     
  14. #15 s A t I v A, Sep 11, 2014
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    I was in anger management for a fight when I was 18. There were some crazy dudes in the class... one dude had severe road rage and he would describe his week. He would often tell us how he stalked people who made him angry. He stated he would follow people and watch them run their errands, contemplating what to do... he stated he would get tunnel vision focusing on people as he stalked them. He never stated that he attacked anyone during the class, but I suppose that's because he would end up in jail.

    There are strange and dangerous, mentally disturbed people all around us...
     
  15. i almost purchased that very gun. it is very nice and i think you really need something in the 40. caliber to put someone down with a single shot. i double tap anyway, just to be sure. know what i mean. :metal:
     
  16. Hell yea bro I know exactly wat u mean and yea u gotta shoot to kill. Don't want no backfire, well u know who wants more. And that 40!
     

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