What baffles me is why he isn't doing porn. He's bigger than Ron Jeremy. He'd be racking in the cash. Unless he finds it unmoral.
[quote name='"fucking baked"']My dick is so small when it's soft no bullshit it's like a little noodle im almost embarassesd to say even though none of you fuckers know me, it's like 3 inches. when it gets hard it really realeases the beast though it more then doubles, I'm the fucking definition of a grower not a shower. I've never held a ruler against it but if I stand up when I'm good and hard especially in the morning it's like a good 7in. It's 2 and a half bic lighters. What fuck do I give, I'll never meet you guys. Enjoy my dick post.[/quote] Lol this killed me but I'm the exact same way
Shit when its cold out and Im cold. My cock seems to wanna hide back into my groin area. Then its like "come out little guy. Its ok i will turn the heat on"
[quote name='"Stumbleweed"'] Shit when its cold out and Im cold. My cock seems to wanna hide back into my groin area. Then its like "come out little guy. Its ok i will turn the heat on"[/quote] I wish it could talk back
Lol legit thread. Just a bunch of dudes gathered up to discuss one of natures greatest mysteries. Not gay at all.
Don't have a ruler or tape measure. Sorry. But being of average height, I guess I'm average size. And I absolutely fucking hate that fact. Seriously. I truly do hate it. Especially because I'm black and we have that myth to live up to. I'm bitter about it. Almost wish I was hispanic or something so that fucking cloud wasn't over my head.