Wtf? So I was taking a leak outside when I stared down at my pissed and notice the pee was in a pitchfork formation. Instead of a straight stream of pee it was a pitchfork! It was like 1/4th of an inch straight line streaming than it turn to a two way split and kept like that till I was done peeing. Any doctors out there?
You just jerk off/have sex and do a bad job of cleaning up? Maybe you need to do a better job of cleaning yourself in the shower?
I dont see how it came out in one stream and then split into two.. Unless. . . . you know those single spider web strings thatll catch your face when youre walkin sometimes? you were pissin on one of those
I can't help but lmao when I read this post and then look at your username. Your penis is trying to tell you that it is posessed...by a pitchfork. You can't really ask for medical advice here. It could be a number of reasons. Has it only happened once?
The medical advice was a joke. I just wanted to share my experience And only once. And I did just fuck my GF but come on still...a pitchfork?
That happened to me. I was at this girls house and went to take a piss after getting down to business... then the piss was like seperated in two streams. i missed the entire toilet and pissed on the side of the sink/ walls I didnt clean it up or tell her either...
OK! The after-fuck piss hypothesis works if it is initially in 2 streams.. how the fuck does it break in mid air?
Maybe you have a rifled pisser and the force of it coming out in a twisting motion forced the beam to split. That's the best explanation I can give you.
You guys are missin it.. it split.. after it left his dick hole.. it was in one stream a quarter of the way down then split into 2 streams. FUCK!
Dude this happened to me, after i got done "fucking my girl" just admit it you guys were jacking off... And then my cock disintegrated. Call an ambulance right away.