disregarding all the metaphors mentioned before...nothing like eating a sloppy wet juicy peach....now you can take that for what its worth.
i just woke up...its 4 00.....FUCK I NEED A JOB!!!...if your wondering why i posted this here, its because thats what was on my mind when i got here.
reminds me of a pickup line...a bad one at that..... mind if i hang out with you, til its safe back where i farted?
i guess so...im not gonna get cooties or anyhting right? rememeber that game Cooties? Yeah i never had it but I had the game called Hungry Hungry Hippos. Now theres a game. Its a race race race to feed your face!!! its hungry hungry hippos!!!!
> This is pretty interesting, forwarded from a Orlando fitness trainer! > > Subject: Why I eat Banana's > > If you want a quick fix for flagging energy levels there's no better > snack than a banana. Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose > and glucose - combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proved that just two bananas > provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the > banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. > > But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also > help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions > making it a must to add to your daily diet. > > ANEMIA: > High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the > blood and so helps in cases of anemia. > > BLOOD PRESSURE: > This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in > salt, making it the perfect food for helping to beat blood pressure. So > much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke. > > BRAIN POWER: > 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert. > > CONSTIPATION: > High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal > bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to > laxatives. > > DEPRESSION: > According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people > suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. > This is because bananas contain trypotophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. > > HANGOVERS: > One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana > milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system. > > HEART BURN: > Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body so if you suffer from > heart-burn, try eating a banana for soothing relief. > > MORNING SICKNESS: > Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness. > > MOSQUITO BITES: > Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area > with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful > at reducing swelling and irritation. > > NERVES: > Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system. > Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in > Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like > chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods such as bananas every two hours to keep levels steady. > > PMS: > Forget the pills....eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates > blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood. > > ULCERS: > The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders > because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit > that can be eaten without distress in over-chroniculcer cases. It also > neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of > the stomach. > > TEMPERATURE CONTROL: > Many other cultures see bananas as a 'cooling' fruit that can lower both > the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, > for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature. > > Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): > Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood > enhancer, trypotophan. > > SMOKING: > Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking, as the high levels > of Vitamin C, A1, B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and > magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal. > > STRESS Potassium is a vital mineral, > which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and > regulates your body's water-balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, there by reducing our potassium levels. These can be > re-balanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack. > > STROKES: > According to research in 'The New England Journal of Medicine' > eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by > strokes by as much as 40%! > > WARTS: > Those keen on natural alternatives swear that, if you want to kill off a > wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart,with the yellow > side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical > tape! > > So you see a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you > compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the > carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times > the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is > also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-know phrase so that we say, "A Banana a day keeps the doctor away!" Now if that just dont beat all! i guess bananas win . unless theres a study of the benifit,s of peaches some one can find !!! so there for a challange to you all !!! lets see some reaserch all in fun of course theres nothing wrong w/ some freindly compatition eyyyy!!! good searchen patch!!
and if you're a woman you can use bananas better than anyone..... ..... It SAID THAT IT HELPS MORNING SICKNESS YOU FOUL MINDED CRETIN...
wow... i dont eat any fruit at alll but i voted for peaches all the same after looking at sensis pic!
That's exactly the very first thought I had when I saw this thread. I don't think this is just an innocent question ^^^ Which makes quotes like this seem absolutely hilarious! ^^^
A couple questions before I vote, considering the provided picture, is this a sex question? Also, if I say banana, am I going to hear flack about what it resembles? Cuz seriously, I like bananananas (the longer the better) but I'm gay.