So, this is honestly (to me) the funniest damn thing I've ever seen; Patton Oswalt - Dr. Pepper | Patton Oswalt | Jokes.com Patton kicks so much ass. "I said, bitch, you move to the left side of the Escalade..." (Sorry about it not being embed, it's not on Youtube anymore, and normal embedding codes no longer work on GC)
Meh thankgod someone replied A few people have told me they didn't even have to see it to remember, but it bears rewatching. Such a funny ass bit.