Patrick is such a fucking stoner.

Discussion in 'General' started by MihoSayuri, Aug 20, 2008.

  1. I was just watching Spongebob and Patrick said this incredibly smart thing and then forgot what he said right after.

    And his entire personality is, like, the stereotype stoner.

    haha.
     
  2. Haha, I always think everyone else is baked on tv, but only when I'm baked. :smoke:
     
  3. <---I think Squidward gets high too...
     
  4. I think they're all taking some pretty hardcore drugs, except squidward.
     
  5. Na dude, he's way too uptight to be a stoner.
     


  6. Haha yeah I know. I still wanna know how I ended up with that picture (my avatar) on my camera. Not gonna lie, I watch the show from time to time, and I've still never seen him laugh like that since I took the picture.
     

  7. I dunno... I think Squidward would be the type to be so uptight in public, that the stress causes him to 'fall out' behind closed doors and pull his bong out the closet before he gets ready to play the flute for the night.

    I'd be mad at my neighbors all the time, too, if they kept ruining my high like that...
     
  8. Nah, I bet Squidward does some hardcore shit that makes him bitter or something.
     
  9. Haha patrick is such a stoner.. spongebob is just high on life and squidward is straight edge.
     
  10. Spongebob is a tweaker, Patrick is a stoner, Squidward is a doper, Sandy is a juicer and Krabs is the pusher man.

    It all makes sense now.
     

  11. Rep +, I lol'ed my ass off.... i think thats sig worthy....
     
  12. Nah, I'd say Sandy's on coke.
    Spongebob is on painkillers 'cause he talks alot.
    Squidward is a heroin addict.
    Patrick is a stoner.
    And yeah, Krabs is the dealer.
     
  13. #14 joe Biggs, Aug 20, 2008
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    spongebob is one of the funniest shows ive ever watched high.

    patrick is a stoner (obvious)
    spongebob is always tripping (he falls into some crazy out of the world situations, like your following the mind of someone tripping)
    squidward is drunk if anything (angry drunk)
    the crabs is on coke (hes always looking for $, coke expensive)
    the sandy is on steroids (fucking jacked)

    edit: miho squirdward cant be doing H, hes way to functioning at his job.
     
  14. Krabs seems more like a moocher, I think.

    And I don't know how true this is, but one of my former coworkers told me that Spongebob was originally intended as an Adult Swim show, but was revamped for children at the last minute. Either way, the drug references should be obvious to anyone over the age of 9.
     
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    ^^Just smoked a bunch of meth


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    ^^^ Just smoked a fat joint

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    ^^^ Starting to nod off from that H he just shot up

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    ^^ Sandy's got the 'roid rage

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    Meanwhile Mr. Krabs sits back and laughs all the way to the bank.


    I rest my case.
     
  16. ill give you crabs as a pusher rather than cokehead.

    but spongebob on meth? i dont know, seems more like hes tripping balls constantly, he flips out at little things, and then talks to jellyfish, the show is following the mind of some on LSD.

    and squidward H. hes way to functional to be on heroin. imo. but ill give you squirdward h-addict if you say spongebob is always tripping.
     
  17. Squidward is uptight and has no creative talent. He's straightedge.
     
  18. So I herd u liek spengbab.


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