Lol its like the setting of a low-quality porno: Girl: "Pastor I need to confess, I've been a naughty girl." Pastor: "Yes you have, now take my divine semen of the Holy Spirit!!" Lololol
Well.. hahahaha! Fuckin' aye! "asked us to do oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit comes through ejaculation".. Who does this make sense to? HAHA! I mean, I know this should raise a flag for people all over the globe. Only straight up dumb asses, or people who just want to give some head, would be down for this. what. the. fuck.
Reminds me of the 12 year old kids who give breast cancer exams for boys scout... There's a video somewhere
“He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth.” Someone misspelled "cum".
This has got to be my favorite part... "Valdecir offered no resistance and even asked if I wanted to be part of the kingdom of heaven on the way to the police station." The balls on that guy... huge and filled with the divine semen of the Holy Spirit.
I think he does have the divine spirit within him, and he's trying to release it as often as possible....lol