Pastor claimed his penis had been anointed with the “Holy Spirit divine semen” and ra

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Psyents, Jan 31, 2013.

  1. Pastor claimed his penis had been anointed with the


    Some people man....
     
  2. Lol this man is a genius.
     
  3. I'm agnostic and I think this is hilarious. What some people will believe :rolleyes:
     
  4. Way to give people like myself a bad name.
     
  5. people are so dumb
     
  6. Lol its like the setting of a low-quality porno:

    Girl: "Pastor I need to confess, I've been a naughty girl."
    Pastor: "Yes you have, now take my divine semen of the Holy Spirit!!"

    Lololol
     
  7. "Foolish humans," said God, from high above.
     
  8. Well.. hahahaha!

    Fuckin' aye! "asked us to do oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit comes through ejaculation".. Who does this make sense to? HAHA! I mean, I know this should raise a flag for people all over the globe. Only straight up dumb asses, or people who just want to give some head, would be down for this.

    what.
    the.
    fuck.
     
  9. Inspirational
     
  10. Reminds me of the 12 year old kids who give breast cancer exams for boys scout... There's a video somewhere
     
  11. The things a guy will do to get a Catholic chick to put out :p
     
  12. holy spirit divine semen


    thats beautiful.
     
  13. “He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth.”

    Someone misspelled "cum".
     
  14. Masterful.
     
  15. Holy shit man you just made my day!
     
  16. This has got to be my favorite part...

    "Valdecir offered no resistance and even asked if I wanted to be part of the kingdom of heaven on the way to the police station."

    The balls on that guy... huge and filled with the divine semen of the Holy Spirit.
     
  17. This dude really asked the cops to blow him? He's a hero in my book.
     
  18. I think he does have the divine spirit within him, and he's trying to release it as often as possible....lol
     
  19. We are all just jealous he thought of this first.
     

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